Best Andrews Poems

Stubbing my toeses and whiskers on women
Stepping on nettles and by a swarm of bees bitten
Bounded like hostages tied up with strings
These are a few of my suckiest things

White collared phonies and bills piled in oodles
Bad smells and poop felled from schnauzers and poodles
Old geezers...

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He died a hero's death. He sacrificed his own life to save that of a friend.
Betty, Veronica, Jughead and Reggie had all been his friends since the begining.
Which friend's life did he save? Was it one of them?
No one will know until this July when...

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I WILL ALWAYS HOLD ON TO THE MEMORIES THAT COME 2 ME AND PUT A 
SMILE ON MY FACE OUT OF NOWHERE.

SOMETIMES I SWEAR YOUR STILL HERE BECAUSE AT TIMES I HEAR YOU 
WHISPERING IN MY EAR.

I BEGIN TO CRY AND JUST WIPE AWAY THE...

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Julie Andrews
Eat your heart out
My sound of music
Owns these hills
The pretty painted trees and all
The freedom sloped on every side
The Hudson hovering beyond
These psychedelic theaters that nature cooks by itself
Auf wiedersehen, frauline
These hills are alive with me.

(10/18/14, Poet's Park, Red Hook NY)...

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Happy Birthday Patty!
You could sing and dance,
Putting all the boys in a trance,

If you were still here,
Singing the way you did,
It would flip my lid.

Come back!
Come back here,
So we could listen,
And watch you glisten.

You had talent,
You were gallant.
Happy Birthday Patty!

Born: Feb, 16, 1918
Died: Jan, 30,...

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Our Potus went to Kentucky
Alone with his rubber ducky
Where a shocked Mad Mitch
Shrieked, "Son of a witch!
With that condom, you'll be lucky!"...

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Julie Andrews was like a queen
when she appeared on the stage and the screen.
Julie played Maria Von Trapp, Mary Poppins, and Guinevere.
With her talent, she was someone we had to revere.
...

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Andrews and Katerina,
How did they name these,
wind demons,
and flood wreckers,
they blow like hell,
coming all of a sudden,
they are real real bad,
they do not mark,
a house from aroad,
a pole from a factory,
they simply destroy all they get,
they are ravenous when it comes to death,
they spell it...

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I've grasped at thought.' Then thought things over? Often
Missed that bed of clover.' For there is many a beauty so
Statuesqe.' Yet often its missed when your mind is in a
Mess.' Maybe sharing thought and reason is the best i
Can do.? I wish all blessings!! (...

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Sensitive soul Michael Andrews
especially with his painted views
Using spray-painted acrylic
art made his reclusive personality tick...

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I'm a bad boy, and it is uncanny 
How I always get hit on my fanny. 
If I could get my paws...
What I mean, Santa Claus - 
I wish Julie Andrews for my nanny....

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My eyes grow wet, and my heart is swollen as i follow the
Words Monica has just spoken.' She is going after that dirty
Dingo dan, genocidal doer of the culling plan.' A silent
Cheer fills me up.' My spiritsl now on fire 'cause our girl is tough'
An...

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