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Premium Member A Few of My Suckiest Things With Apologies To Julie Andrews

Stubbing my toeses and whiskers on women
Stepping on nettles and by a swarm of bees bitten
Bounded like hostages tied up with strings
These are a few of my suckiest things

White collared phonies and bills piled in oodles
Bad smells and poop felled from schnauzers and poodles
Old geezers who cry when the old swooner sings 
These are a few of my suckiest things

News from the presses with more stock value slashes
Cornflakes that grow soggy when in the milk splashes
Little wood splinters that felt like a sting
These are a few of my suckiest things

When the moon lights
When the glee sings
When I’m feeling glad
I stumble upon one of my suckiest things
And everything turns bad

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Premium Member Rip Archie Andrews

He died a hero's death. He sacrificed his own life to save that of a friend.
Betty, Veronica, Jughead and Reggie had all been his friends since the begining.
Which friend's life did he save? Was it one of them?
No one will know until this July when Archie Andrews' legacy ends.
A comic book icon since 1941.
Rest In Peace Archie Andrews.
Growing up with you was fun.
*
Life With Archie, Issue 36,
the final chapter of the Archie Andrews epic
will be released July 2014 by publisher Archie Comics.
*

Dedicated 2 U ((Da-Shaun Saleek Andrews)) Rip 5/11/87--2/24/2010

I WILL ALWAYS HOLD ON TO THE MEMORIES THAT COME 2 ME AND PUT A 
SMILE ON MY FACE OUT OF NOWHERE.

SOMETIMES I SWEAR YOUR STILL HERE BECAUSE AT TIMES I HEAR YOU 
WHISPERING IN MY EAR.

I BEGIN TO CRY AND JUST WIPE AWAY THE TEARS THAT I KNOW I WILL 
ALWAYS SHED THROUGHOUT THE YEARS. 

SOMETIMES I MISTAKENLY CALL SOMEONE ELSE YOU BUT I JUST LAUGH ND SAY 
I GOT HIM ON MIND.

I KNOW IT WILL ALWAYS BE HARD BUT I WILL NEVER EVER FORGET OR LEAVE 
YOU BEHIND. 

YOU WERE AN ""ANGEL"" WHO BLESSED US IN SO MANY WAYS.
My NotesDrafts.DEDICATED 2 U ((DA-SHAUN SALEEK ANDREWS)) RIP 5/11/87--
2/24/2010Share. Saturday, April 3, 2010 at 8:12am | Edit Note | Delete
I WILL ALWAYS HOLD ON TO THE MEMORIES THAT COME 2 ME AND PUT A 
SMILE ON MY FACE OUT OF NOWHERE.

SOMETIMES I SWEAR YOUR STILL HERE BECAUSE AT TIMES I HEAR YOU 
WHISPERING IN MY EAR.

I BEGIN TO CRY AND JUST WIPE AWAY THE TEARS THAT I KNOW I WILL 
ALWAYS SHED THROUGHOUT THE YEARS. 

SOMETIMES I MISTAKENLY CALL SOMEONE ELSE YOU BUT I JUST LAUGH ND SAY 
I GOT HIM ON MIND.

I KNOW IT WILL ALWAYS BE HARD BUT I WILL NEVER EVER FORGET OR LEAVE 
YOU BEHIND. 

YOU WERE AN ""ANGEL"" WHO BLESSED US IN SO MANY WAYS.


G0D CALLED YOU HOME AND WE KNOW YOU WILL ALWAYS WARM OUR HEARTS 
WITH RAYS OF LOVE.
WE ARE ALL GOING TO STAY AND KEEP GETTING STRONGER BECAUSE WE KNOW 
WE HAVE YOU LOOKING OUT FOR US FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE


Julie Andrews

Julie Andrews
Eat your heart out
My sound of music
Owns these hills
The pretty painted trees and all
The freedom sloped on every side
The Hudson hovering beyond
These psychedelic theaters that nature cooks by itself
Auf wiedersehen, frauline
These hills are alive with me.

(10/18/14, Poet's Park, Red Hook NY)

Patty Andrews

Happy Birthday Patty!
You could sing and dance,
Putting all the boys in a trance,

If you were still here,
Singing the way you did,
It would flip my lid.

Come back!
Come back here,
So we could listen,
And watch you glisten.

You had talent,
You were gallant.
Happy Birthday Patty!

Born: Feb, 16, 1918
Died: Jan, 30, 2013

Saint Andrews Day

Our Potus went to Kentucky
Alone with his rubber ducky
Where a shocked Mad Mitch
Shrieked, "Son of a witch!
With that condom, you'll be lucky!"


Premium Member Julie Andrews

Julie Andrews was like a queen
when she appeared on the stage and the screen.
Julie played Maria Von Trapp, Mary Poppins, and Guinevere.
With her talent, she was someone we had to revere.

Andrews and Katerina

Andrews and Katerina,
How did they name these,
wind demons,
and flood wreckers,
they blow like hell,
coming all of a sudden,
they are real real bad,
they do not mark,
a house from aroad,
a pole from a factory,
they simply destroy all they get,
they are ravenous when it comes to death,
they spell it so hard and bad,
that we cry for dear ones and leave thousands sad,
sad is not enough,
they uproot homesteads,
a sad man,
who is mourning dead,
is now without homestead,
how did they name these,
so soft and like a girl and a lad,
they are so bad,
that they should be named,
bad and bad,
may be followed by numbers to be had.

Premium Member This cancer called andrews'

I've grasped at thought.' Then thought things over? Often
Missed that bed of clover.' For there is many a beauty so
Statuesqe.' Yet often its missed when your mind is in a
Mess.' Maybe sharing thought and reason is the best i
Can do.? I wish all blessings!! ( apart from dingo ') and
His partisan crew.'  In truth he has even messed this write
Up.' How i loathe the lot of them; in-finite.)

Premium Member Dear Santa Claus

I'm a bad boy, and it is uncanny 
How I always get hit on my fanny. 
If I could get my paws...
What I mean, Santa Claus - 
I wish Julie Andrews for my nanny.

Premium Member I support our Monica'

My eyes grow wet, and my heart is swollen as i follow the
Words Monica has just spoken.' She is going after that dirty
Dingo dan, genocidal doer of the culling plan.' A silent
Cheer fills me up.' My spiritsl now on fire 'cause our girl is tough'
An angry Aussie she will not be cowed.' A determined
Battler..Of who I'm proud; proud; proud.' She says that
Millions won't buy her off.' Yet there will be those (who doubt and scoff ) well i stand by her in poems and prayers.'
As she fights for all Aussies.' Man shes way out there.!!
Fighting for a country once the envy, of the western world..!
And it will be once more.! I SAY GET YOUR FLAGS UNFURLED!! You have just to stand.' Behind this slip of
A girl.' And rid yourself of the traitors.' Its time again for
Australia.. Now to stun this world.!!

Premium Member Clerihew Andrews

Sensitive soul Michael Andrews
especially with his painted views
Using spray-painted acrylic
art made his reclusive personality tick

Premium Member Julie Andrews Oversight?

Music, both sacred and profane, 
an elephant in cellophane, 
a boa constrictor bowing a cello, 
aluminum and lemon Jello -
these are things Ms. Andrews missed
as on her favorite things, she dished.

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