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A Few of My Suckiest Things with apologies to Julie Andrews

Stubbing my toeses and whiskers on women Stepping on nettles and by a swarm of bees bitten Bounded like hostages tied up with strings These are a few of my suckiest things White collared phonies and bills piled in oodles Bad smells and poop felled from schnauzers and poodles Old geezers who cry when the old swooner sings These are a few of my suckiest things News from the presses with more stock value slashes Cornflakes that grow soggy when in the milk splashes Little wood splinters that felt like a sting These are a few of my suckiest things When the moon lights When the glee sings When I’m feeling glad I stumble upon one of my suckiest things And everything turns bad << REPEAT >>

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 10/11/2011 10:58:00 AM
Congratulations on your poetry placing in Nancy's contest Joe. Love, Carol
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Date: 10/10/2011 10:47:00 PM
Congrats Joe on HM in this contest.. a wonderful write expressing the theme.. enjoy special honor..
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Date: 10/10/2011 9:56:00 PM
I sing Julie and Dick in my head most frequently! Thanks for the fun write and for supporting my contest. Namaste~N
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Date: 10/6/2011 7:24:00 PM
congratulations on a hilarious poem! great job!
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Date: 10/6/2011 3:56:00 PM
I love this! Laughed all the way through it. Kim
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Date: 10/6/2011 1:50:00 PM
well I sang it, it works, way to go Joe, good luck in the contest
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Date: 10/6/2011 12:59:00 PM
I had thought about doing mine this way too, but you did it fantasticly. no way to compete. sounds great, i mean suckish :P good luck in nancy's contest!
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Date: 10/6/2011 12:56:00 PM
Yes, this is the way to do it people. Great one. Tony
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