Saint Andrews Day

Our Potus went to Kentucky
Alone with his rubber ducky
Where a shocked Mad Mitch
Shrieked, "Son of a witch!
With that condom, you'll be lucky!"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Laurie Avatar
November 30, 2019 at 6:43 PM
G'day Rico ... do these things come in different shapes now? I feel I've led a sheltered life - thanks again Rico - Lindsay
Leffanta Avatar
December 1, 2019 at 4:17 PM
Sorry, can't help you there as I also have no experience! Aloha! Rico
Na Avatar
November 29, 2019 at 7:06 PM
Lol Rico this one was very funny. Well done my friend. Thanks for sharing this
Leffanta Avatar
November 30, 2019 at 3:13 PM
Trump's mother was Scottish; Bostonians banished Scots to Kentucky, where they could feud, brew whisky, and play bagpipes to their heart's content! Aloha! Rico
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