Best Alimony Poems

When my ex wife cashes her alimony check, all tellers shoot her a hard glance.
I never write "Alimony" in the memo section, I always write, "Lap Dance."...

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Alimony is selfish pay
punishment pay 
retribution pay
dont you just want to go your own way?

what pleasure can you get
take blood money
what I can't understand
is your laziness in this life
of value?
what about earning your own way?

Of course, now i see how you set it all up
never...

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defeated
he sat in the car
one hand on the steering wheel
phone in the other
checkbook 
on the seat
empty
now what
he hung his head for a moment
of peace
in his driveway
struggling to find meaning
in alimony
that bled him dry 
and left him nothing
there was not justice
just lawyers on the take
and he...

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