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Kill Bill

Hydro bill
Visa bill
Food bill
Toilet paper bill
Heating bill
Wine bill
Car bill
Phone bill
Clothing bill
Duck bill
Buffalo bill
Entertainment bill
Anti acids tablets bill
Insurance bill
Bar bill
House bill
Weed bill
Bakery bill
Starbucks bill
Medical bill
Psychotic drugs bill
Dental bill
Legal bill
( for murdering dentist)
Lawn bill
Maid bill
Sexy maid bill
Super sexy maid bill
Misc hookers bill
Feminists lawsuit bill
Internet bill
Cable bill
Speeding ticket bill
Second speeding ticket bill
(to pay first bill)
Drivers license bill
Tic-Tac bill
Kidney replacement bill
Second wine bill
Netflix bill
Barber bill
Uber bill
Russian translation bill
Predator Bill
Y-Bush bill
Donald Trump
Assassination bill
Legal bill
Alimony bill
Stormy bill

Copyright © Arthur Vaso | Year Posted 2018

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Charmaine Chircop Date: 9/5/2018 11:38:00 AM What's the total? : ). Empty pockets bill.: ). We're even paying for the air we breathe bill...Since its polluted and is making us ill...But I got yr clever piece : ). Well Done on Potd...Am happy for you... Do you owe me a HappyBill ? :) Heheheh. Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 9/5/2018 1:25:00 AM I saw how you snuck in that one bill. haha. Congrats to you. I see this got POTD. YOu sure did touch on a lot of bills. Login to Reply

Lindsay Laurie Date: 9/3/2018 10:31:00 PM G'day Arthur … so many bills! Did I miss reading a blow up doll bill? Enjoyed your verse Arthur - Lindsay Login to Reply

Susan Ashley Date: 9/3/2018 9:36:00 PM Congratulations, Arthur, on your wonderful and well deserved recognition of POTD honors for your clever poem. Your rapier wit is appreciated. Warmest wishes always.. Susan Login to Reply

Ernilando Tugaff Date: 9/3/2018 8:54:00 PM CONGRATULAtions for your POTD, Buffalo Bill ( in LAS Vegas ) wasn't included. Share us some more. Ernilando Tugaff Login to Reply

Richard Lamoureux Date: 9/3/2018 5:54:00 PM Ha ha, very Clever piece! Login to Reply

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 9/3/2018 3:18:00 PM My favorite bill was 'Psychotic drugs bill' Lol. I enjoyed this fun poem Arthur. Big congratulations on having it honored for POTD! : ) Login to Reply

Eve Roper Date: 9/3/2018 2:44:00 PM :) :'( Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 9/3/2018 2:00:00 PM You deserved top billing for this gem lol:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply

Arturo Michael Date: 9/3/2018 12:04:00 PM Clean Oxygen Bill...A big list of troubles...Congratulation Arthur...All the best my friend... Login to Reply

Ashok Kumar Mishra Date: 9/3/2018 11:35:00 AM Seems like poet is so much frustrated about the received bills.... However congrats on POTD Login to Reply

Charlie Smith Date: 9/3/2018 9:15:00 AM Wonder how much the "final" bill will total? This was great Arthur, congratulations... Login to Reply

Roy Pett Date: 9/3/2018 9:04:00 AM Congratulations on your well deserved POTD Arthur, very clever and well written. :)) Login to Reply

Joseph May Date: 9/3/2018 8:52:00 AM Donald's bill will soon come due..Congrats on POTD Arthur.. Login to Reply

Winged Warrior Date: 9/3/2018 7:57:00 AM This is the Billing Dept...your bill is overdue!...and Congrats!!! on your POTD! top bill...love & light...^WW^ Login to Reply

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 9/3/2018 7:05:00 AM Lol! Starting a fun raising campaign for you ;) xomo! Login to Reply

Tim Smith Date: 9/3/2018 6:54:00 AM Since I don't know how to pay you a compliment, just put it on my bill ...love the little nuances Login to Reply Eve Roper Date: 9/3/2018 2:45:00 PM :)

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 9/3/2018 5:56:00 AM - Congratulations ! .... funny :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply

Tom Cunningham Date: 9/3/2018 1:25:00 AM Love it Arthur, congratulations on POTD. Tom Login to Reply

Darren White Date: 9/1/2018 11:02:00 PM LOL Art, that is far too funny :D Login to Reply

Nette Onclaud Date: 9/1/2018 7:28:00 PM heelarious, art... how about uma thurman 's talent bill? yeowww!..huggs Login to Reply

Ralph Sergi Date: 9/1/2018 7:24:00 PM This is a great unique poem and offers another bill. Delayed bill ha ha Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 9/1/2018 8:06:00 AM ha ha ha love it Art - this should get POTD/POTW and proper billing lol:-) hugs jan x Login to Reply

Billy Jones Date: 9/1/2018 6:06:00 AM Nice, loved it lots of humor, Duck Bill? Login to Reply