Arthur Vaso Poet Free verse

Kill Bill

Hydro bill
Visa bill
Food bill
Toilet paper bill
Heating bill
Wine bill
Car bill
Phone bill
Clothing bill
Duck bill
Buffalo bill
Entertainment bill
Anti acids tablets bill
Insurance bill
Bar bill
House bill
Weed bill
Bakery bill
Starbucks bill
Medical bill
Psychotic drugs bill
Dental bill
Legal bill
( for murdering dentist)
Lawn bill
Maid bill
Sexy maid bill
Super sexy maid bill
Misc hookers bill
Feminists lawsuit bill
Internet bill
Cable bill
Speeding ticket bill
Second speeding ticket bill
(to pay first bill)
Drivers license bill
Tic-Tac bill
Kidney replacement bill
Second wine bill
Netflix bill
Barber bill
Uber bill
Russian translation bill
Predator Bill
Y-Bush bill
Donald Trump
Assassination bill
Legal bill
Alimony bill
Stormy bill

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Charmaine Chircop September 5, 2018 at 11:38 AM What's the total? : ). Empty pockets bill.: ). We're even paying for the air we breathe bill...Since its polluted and is making us ill...But I got yr clever piece : ). Well Done on Potd...Am happy for you... Do you owe me a HappyBill ? :) Heheheh.

Andrea Dietrich September 5, 2018 at 1:25 AM I saw how you snuck in that one bill. haha. Congrats to you. I see this got POTD. YOu sure did touch on a lot of bills.

Lindsay Laurie September 3, 2018 at 10:31 PM G'day Arthur … so many bills! Did I miss reading a blow up doll bill? Enjoyed your verse Arthur - Lindsay

Susan Ashley September 3, 2018 at 9:36 PM Congratulations, Arthur, on your wonderful and well deserved recognition of POTD honors for your clever poem. Your rapier wit is appreciated. Warmest wishes always.. Susan

Ernilando Tugaff September 3, 2018 at 8:54 PM CONGRATULAtions for your POTD, Buffalo Bill ( in LAS Vegas ) wasn't included. Share us some more. Ernilando Tugaff

Connie Marcum Wong September 3, 2018 at 3:18 PM My favorite bill was 'Psychotic drugs bill' Lol. I enjoyed this fun poem Arthur. Big congratulations on having it honored for POTD! : )

Eve Roper September 3, 2018 at 2:44 PM :) :'(

Jan Allison September 3, 2018 at 2:00 PM You deserved top billing for this gem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arturo Michael September 3, 2018 at 12:04 PM Clean Oxygen Bill...A big list of troubles...Congratulation Arthur...All the best my friend...

Ashok Kumar Mishra September 3, 2018 at 11:35 AM Seems like poet is so much frustrated about the received bills.... However congrats on POTD

Charlie Smith September 3, 2018 at 9:15 AM Wonder how much the "final" bill will total? This was great Arthur, congratulations...

Roy Pett September 3, 2018 at 9:04 AM Congratulations on your well deserved POTD Arthur, very clever and well written. :))

Joseph May September 3, 2018 at 8:52 AM Donald's bill will soon come due..Congrats on POTD Arthur..

Winged Warrior September 3, 2018 at 7:57 AM This is the Billing Dept...your bill is overdue!...and Congrats!!! on your POTD! top bill...love & light...^WW^

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart September 3, 2018 at 7:05 AM Lol! Starting a fun raising campaign for you ;) xomo!

Tim Smith September 3, 2018 at 6:54 AM Since I don't know how to pay you a compliment, just put it on my bill ...love the little nuances Eve Roper September 3, 2018 at 2:45 PM :)

Anne-Lise Andresen September 3, 2018 at 5:56 AM - Congratulations ! .... funny :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Tom Cunningham September 3, 2018 at 1:25 AM Love it Arthur, congratulations on POTD. Tom

Darren White September 1, 2018 at 11:02 PM LOL Art, that is far too funny :D

Nette Onclaud September 1, 2018 at 7:28 PM heelarious, art... how about uma thurman 's talent bill? yeowww!..huggs

Ralph Sergi September 1, 2018 at 7:24 PM This is a great unique poem and offers another bill. Delayed bill ha ha

Jan Allison September 1, 2018 at 8:06 AM ha ha ha love it Art - this should get POTD/POTW and proper billing lol:-) hugs jan x

Billy Jones September 1, 2018 at 6:06 AM Nice, loved it lots of humor, Duck Bill?