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Date: 9/5/2018 11:38:00 AM
What's the total? : ). Empty pockets bill.: ). We're even paying for the air we breathe bill...Since its polluted and is making us ill...But I got yr clever piece : ). Well Done on Potd...Am happy for you... Do you owe me a HappyBill ? :) Heheheh.
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Date: 9/5/2018 1:25:00 AM
I saw how you snuck in that one bill. haha. Congrats to you. I see this got POTD. YOu sure did touch on a lot of bills.
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Date: 9/3/2018 10:31:00 PM
G'day Arthur … so many bills! Did I miss reading a blow up doll bill? Enjoyed your verse Arthur - Lindsay
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Date: 9/3/2018 9:36:00 PM
Congratulations, Arthur, on your wonderful and well deserved recognition of POTD honors for your clever poem. Your rapier wit is appreciated. Warmest wishes always.. Susan
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Date: 9/3/2018 8:54:00 PM
CONGRATULAtions for your POTD, Buffalo Bill ( in LAS Vegas ) wasn't included. Share us some more. Ernilando Tugaff
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Date: 9/3/2018 5:54:00 PM
Ha ha, very Clever piece!
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Date: 9/3/2018 3:18:00 PM
My favorite bill was 'Psychotic drugs bill' Lol. I enjoyed this fun poem Arthur. Big congratulations on having it honored for POTD! : )
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Date: 9/3/2018 2:44:00 PM
:) :'(
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Date: 9/3/2018 2:00:00 PM
You deserved top billing for this gem lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 9/3/2018 12:04:00 PM
Clean Oxygen Bill...A big list of troubles...Congratulation Arthur...All the best my friend...
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Date: 9/3/2018 11:35:00 AM
Seems like poet is so much frustrated about the received bills.... However congrats on POTD
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Date: 9/3/2018 9:15:00 AM
Wonder how much the "final" bill will total? This was great Arthur, congratulations...
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Date: 9/3/2018 9:04:00 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved POTD Arthur, very clever and well written. :))
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Date: 9/3/2018 8:52:00 AM
Donald's bill will soon come due..Congrats on POTD Arthur..
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Date: 9/3/2018 7:57:00 AM
This is the Billing Dept...your bill is overdue!...and Congrats!!! on your POTD! top bill...love & light...^WW^
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Date: 9/3/2018 7:05:00 AM
Lol! Starting a fun raising campaign for you ;) xomo!
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Date: 9/3/2018 6:54:00 AM
Since I don't know how to pay you a compliment, just put it on my bill ...love the little nuances
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Date: 9/3/2018 2:45:00 PM
:)
Date: 9/3/2018 5:56:00 AM
- Congratulations ! .... funny :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 9/3/2018 1:25:00 AM
Love it Arthur, congratulations on POTD. Tom
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Date: 9/1/2018 11:02:00 PM
LOL Art, that is far too funny :D
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Date: 9/1/2018 7:28:00 PM
heelarious, art... how about uma thurman 's talent bill? yeowww!..huggs
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Date: 9/1/2018 7:24:00 PM
This is a great unique poem and offers another bill. Delayed bill ha ha
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Date: 9/1/2018 8:06:00 AM
ha ha ha love it Art - this should get POTD/POTW and proper billing lol:-) hugs jan x
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Date: 9/1/2018 6:06:00 AM
Nice, loved it lots of humor, Duck Bill?
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