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Haiku   * divorce trip *
broken promises
eclipse of the sun and moon
dreams that fall like leafs.

Limerick  * never settle*
Like a  gun to my head of course
I married the end of a horse
love was never real,
kids no big deal.
Wow! I gain more money after divorce!

Couplet   * forever vows *
I meant them words "for better or worse" during our holy matrimony
The better now has hit me, once  the Court ordered alimony:-)


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Date: 2/4/2016 11:18:00 PM
feels good to be divorced **SKAT**
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Date: 5/18/2014 8:18:00 AM
The haiku is me to a tee. She was a horses rear end and was selfish (cheated) ..I am a proud two month member after waiting two years....Wonderful as always...hugs Tim
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Date: 10/4/2013 9:57:00 PM
haha :)
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Date: 9/23/2013 10:43:00 PM
This is cute and humorous. A creative and entertaining write. Nice job
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Date: 10/7/2012 10:38:00 AM
PD, congrats on your win with these witty verses! Love, Kim
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Date: 10/5/2012 6:30:00 AM
Congratulations on your placement in Susan's contest Linda. Love, Carol
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Date: 10/4/2012 7:55:00 PM
Haha...enjoyed this very much PD,Congrats on your win in the contest.
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Date: 10/4/2012 3:49:00 PM
Awesome and funny,PD...Fine write....Congratulations on your well deserved win....Big hugs to you.....
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Date: 10/4/2012 3:35:00 PM
These are all awesome and the limerick is so funny PD. Congrats on your win! Hugs
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Date: 10/4/2012 1:07:00 PM
cute entry great win. Love, Joyce
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Date: 10/4/2012 8:46:00 AM
Great examples--all 3, PD!!!!! congrats to u, wild woman!! hahah....Here's to a great day! luv, gwendolen
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Date: 10/4/2012 12:17:00 AM
WOW!!!! SO UNIQUE!!!! 3 POEMS ALL IN ONE!!! I LOVE IT ! YOUR LIMERICK MADE ME LAUGH! MY HUGE HEARTY CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR AWESOME WIN MY DEAR FRIEND,PD!!!!( ops!! i saw your note below.. i'm sorry to hear). Rejoice!!! Your great day is coming!!!!LOVE AND HUGS:) LEONORA
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Date: 10/3/2012 6:40:00 PM
a wonderful trio PD....congrats on your win
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Date: 10/3/2012 2:11:00 PM
yeah,,me.... xox~pd
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Date: 10/3/2012 12:28:00 PM
Congratulations on your poem winning. I like the second one, the limerick.
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Date: 10/3/2012 10:22:00 AM
good one Pd sweetheart nice to see you here in the winners circle xx
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Date: 10/3/2012 9:16:00 AM're unique PD...many congrats!!!
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Date: 10/3/2012 9:09:00 AM
Great, funny poem... Congratulations on your win! Terry
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Date: 10/3/2012 8:33:00 AM
Congratulations friend PD for winning the contest. It’s beautifully written poem. Cheers!!!!!!!!!(^_^) Maria
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Date: 10/3/2012 7:30:00 AM
hahaha, married the end of a horse. Gosh, this contest completely whizzed past me. I could have just gotten some old poem from my files and posted it. Didn't even think of that!!! lately everything I write goes directly to a contest. This is brand new, PD? I never saw it before! Congrats on your win.
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Date: 9/18/2012 10:10:00 AM
hmmmm love this then i could say that to all that you do::::: just browsing like the thousands before me. but the poems still as fresh as the day they were born, those from inside of you..
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Date: 5/14/2012 9:14:00 AM
Can I join the club? :)
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Date: 9/18/2011 5:34:00 AM
ck your soup mail girl. btw if the best you got out of your marraige was alimony, I assume you are still single. No children??
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Date: 5/20/2011 1:11:00 PM
LOL, I hope I never join that club, PD, but thanks for a good chuckle! I loved the end of a horse part LOL
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Date: 5/8/2011 3:16:00 AM
I've been there once, but I can laugh about it now! A fun mini-series!
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