Best Abominable Poems

The Abominable Snowman and The Yeti



Geezus ! what was that !
I saw something outside my cave
And there the footprints leading away
Across the white waste lands of snow
They look kinda big
For it to be me walking in my dreams
And why would I be out anyway
Its so...

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Thru horrendous acts of lore within the aperture of the Earth’s core
Lays Evil of a wrathful whore to which you find stimulating and abhor
Within frozen fear, you do attest as you suckle on the beastly breast
For now, you are a gormless guest a piteous punitive...

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THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN

it started out white
but the late snow was weeks old.
results were a fright –
those red pepper lips, corn teeth,
tomato ketchup eyes,

the tire-track forehead,
the oil and grit in his cheeks –
my roadside snowman.
and those dried apricot ears
been in the pantry for years

abominable! –
chest a...

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an abominable monster
an adorable man
and a good little whore
with a bible in hand
came strolling along
in tune to song
until Winter said
…. a birthday went wrong

" yo merry! "
and the tramp don’t know
your dirty skirt drips
from the last cup of jo
the breath mint hints
of a back stage...

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That iceberg epidermal cold wasn’t skin mythical
Mean vanilla bean uttering
was hardwood cord,
like a pirate plank board

Arctic words, cryo breath abominable — 
Crystalline cruel viper vapor 
violently falling like blizzard snow

Sub-zero white noise,
so cottonmouth cold-blooded,
is middle finger digital flooded 
Building virulent cell blocs of ICE
at an...

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The Abominable Snowman
May try to melt into obscurity,
Yeti remains a glittering star
On the ecological ladder,
After a very, very long climb.

Yes indeed:
Bigfoot is a leg-end 
In its own time!...

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(alternately titled random axe of violence)

I calculated an average 
of ~10.16.... deaths per year 
of mass school shootings since Columbine, 
a morbid benchmark where,

iGen / Gen Z 1995 - 2012 bore significant hit,
now students require armed guards to learn - veer
really within purportedly "safe places",...

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Their hearts longed for each other’s touch

An abominable love

Bound by the shackles of marriage

Limited to the region of Imagination

Like desperate sperms seeking to be born,

Their souls searched for a world where their love would be accommodated

Both dreaming about a love they could not withhold

Never knowing,...

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After the long, nuclear winter blizzard,
came the abominable spring 
Permafrost thaw of a frozen solstice ...
irradiated human cattle 
grazing on the solyent green

Radiation contamination was a growing hazard;
mutating, red-blooded bluebirds fed 
on decayed, crocus flesh flowering
The chirps and the moos 
had a field of dead...

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Abominable


They seek him in places where often it snows
To track down the footprints that show where he goes
His liking for trees, of which pines are preferred
Means snow falling from them makes all photos blurred
This makes him look just like a man in a suit
On each...

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Whatever happened to the five-cent cigar
     Hah! Found one!
 
   Right next to the plastic pink flamingo
     ~ underneath my wet bar...

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Fate decreed sexting/texting while married abominable

Therefore karma caught up to me big time
and delivered yours truly sent to purgatory
(figurative speaking) by casting a spell,
whereby the government issued Safelink
Tracfone got permanently disabled
and all the data
(including contact information
such as risqué photographs
of seductively posing nymphs
linkedin to Facebook Messenger)
stored...

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Oh Corona thou art    
                         the heartless, most  abominable demon,,
       ...

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The devil is in hearts of the many too afraid to be themselves 
That are first to face the tune of day's clock 
With wickedness thrained their dereliction can't stop
They're prudently persistent about the way you do things 
Having absolutely no concept of love or...

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The Abominable Snowman
May try to melt into obscurity,
Yeti remains a glittering star
On the ecological ladder,
After a very, very long climb.

Yes indeed:
Bigfoot is a leg-end 
In its own time!
...

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