Best Abercrombie Poems

nothing really holds us in place
  and I'm not sure where we go to
    when we rear up
  then some...

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it's easy to imagine the moon fell out of the sky
but no, it's still up there, where it's always been
    I look...

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you hold me
   as if suspended in thin air
  the comfort of free fall
  in perfect safety
    I...

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NOTE: Just had to bring ol' Barry T. back. As you may remember, he's deffo not a Poe fan, what with his classic poem The...

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Down under continent
Down low is Australia
Australia the big island
Australia sixth largest continent
Country whose desert known as outback
Country who has the largest reef
Reef called the Great...

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Way Back When I Was Ten Years Old
Sponsor: Kelly Deschler


I'm laying here remembering way back when I was ten years old,
    ...

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All the gym's a stage
And all the pale boys merely players;
Unconvincing ones, too.

At the theatre entrance 
I part with pride
For a curious form of Vaudeville.

The...

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Under harsh bright lights the Aluminum table tops gleam

In lieu of good conversation
He has allowed designer stubble
Bought a new green cap at
Abercrombie

In lieu of good...

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There … 
It was
dark. England, 
set down,  and stretched out 
for miles, 
and days 
without end
Far afield her quondam spirit,
But forever sprawling
Beneath 

Discouraging clouds...

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What's all this fuss about 
Haven't I furnished all your dreams 
Wildest and the untouched ones 
You Cantankerous bullheaded moron .
Your  beastly charm woos...

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(In memory of Frankie Abercrombie)

Back to School, your
last year
Same ole stuff, but
fresh, New gear
With a promising future
that is clear
Dressed for the Prom like
a Cavalier
Standing next...

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Fiery I canst me be a man of the 50 feet spacecraft, he ask is he or rampant bugger me skipper
Ask not oh mister jakin,...

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Here lies Abercrombie Wellington Jones
   Under the flowers are all of his bones

Young people like to deface his gravestone
   Due to...

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Mordechai Abercrombie Fofoofnik
Decided to become a kibbutznik --
  But old socialists were out
  Mordechai began to pout -- 
'Til they told him: 'Design...

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Please watch your words
Your not worthless
They just are mindless
self indulgent
Abercrombie zombies
and they can't carry
the thought of being truly
in love
and it should never matter
what sex your...

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