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Barnum Poems - Poems about Barnum

Premium Member RoBo Calls
... RoBo Calls Miracle Man 4/25/2025 I’ve a strong dislike that now borders on hate, toward those unwanted calls that won’t abate. I get perhaps ten or so of these calls every day, th......

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Categories: barnum, how i feel,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member They all loved Grams Monster Cookies
...When I am old I shall be an acrobat Granny Fee said. People will cheer and stomp their feet at me The clapping will be thunderous I may join Barnum and Bailey’s right now I think they went out ......

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Categories: barnum, food,
Form: Narrative



Invisibly tortured courtesy existential nihilism
...Invisibly tortured courtesy existential nihilism Psyche wracked with agony impossible mission to extricate lovely bones they wanna remain permanently abed. I chiefly function to amass knowled......

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Categories: barnum, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Untrusting
... Untrusting Miracle Man 8-27-2023 A beautiful face or well known name, will endorse a product using their fame. Many assume that means it’s better made, but the raw truth is they’re ......

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Categories: barnum, trust, truth,
Form: Quatrain
I Still Feel Under the Weather Today April 2nd, 2023
...I still feel under the weather today April 2nd, 2023 Unseen enemy invades my body with platoon of green berets air rating, and enfilading immune system viz Hib bully knock and sock kin me c......

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Categories: barnum, adventure, anger, anxiety, april,
Form: Rhyme



I Loathe Feeling Under the Weather
...I loathe feeling under the weather..., especially when nasty elephant (named Thomas the pachyderm) stomping to break loose courtesy tether, where antibodies of mine struggle to band together......

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Categories: barnum, 12th grade, adventure, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Soul Searching
...What do I know of soul? Nothing but its close conspiracy with death As the soul disconnects and flies when we die. The world's soul can be seen in the clouds, And death looms and hovers high Ove......

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Categories: barnum, philosophy,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Jeeper By the Dozen
...A ninety thousand dollar Jeep, And that’s a standard one, no less! The ‘23 Grand Wagoneer Conquers the school lines best, I guess. If Coleridge dreamt of Rubikahns With pricing up among the st......

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Categories: barnum, america,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member In the Meadowland
...Over in the meadowland the birds are singing Warm weather portends the returning of spring The bees have set about their pollen bringing. Hopeful, bright spring days with excitement ......

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Categories: barnum, spring,
Form: Villanelle
Premium Member Remnants
...Looking back helplessly at every foible like Epimetheus. Born like a weed in the steamy morning, I was an aimless crude creature spinning flamboyant cobwebs like a confident fool. I slathered ......

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Categories: barnum, allusion, imagery, introspection, myth,
Form: Free verse
Come Back Little Sheba
...barnum would have been proud bulldogs in too twos embraces for show disks and dark booths raw raws scaffolding on saxophones Scotland-yards of curtains damp mermen virginia sweet william ......

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Categories: barnum, dream, mythology,
Form: List
Perched On Figurative Shoulder
...Perched on figurative shoulder... taking devil's advocate stance..., with sharp eyed cognizance of course Joe King abidance! Wild eyed traitor Joe Schmoe, albeit Democrat subjects himself to g......

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Categories: barnum, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Political Verse
Awoke With Existential Nihilism Since Birthday Two
...Initially, an attempt sought regarding Das scribe, yours truly donning checkerboarded rawhide collared, cuffed oversize raiment, pride and prejudice obscured courtesy hand-me-downs couture als......

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Categories: barnum, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Follow the Folly
... There’s a monkey tag-team of mo-rons running things ~ Polly Would Pinocchio style Dumb and Dumber dolts got dim a dullard king Dumbo dunce chair directing Elephant Man, with t......

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Categories: barnum, humorous, perspective, satire, word
Form: Alliteration
Little Known Holidays Occurring On February Fifteenth
...Little known holidays occurring on February fifteenth..., awaiting commercial sponsors to become... what else...,but hand over fist money makers? (http://www.holidays-and- observances.com/februar......

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Categories: barnum, america, appreciation, celebration, february,
Form: Free verse

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