Jeeper By the Dozen

A ninety thousand dollar Jeep,
And that’s a standard one, no less!
The ‘23 Grand Wagoneer
Conquers the school lines best, I guess.

If Coleridge dreamt of Rubikahns
With pricing up among the stars,
I’d search for stash of heroin
And check his needle arm for scars.

A capital idea though
And P. T. Barnum comes to mind,
So climb up in that Wagoneer
And leave those school moms far behind.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Wolf Avatar
May 22, 2022 at 5:50 PM
A ninety thousand dollar jeep? -- Just the ticket for Uriah Heep. ~ gw
Hankins Avatar
May 22, 2022 at 10:14 AM
My goodness! I couldn't afford to buy one of the bumpers! Ninety thousand, you say? Yes, there is one born every minute, isn't there, Jeff?
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