Barman Poems - Poems about Barman

...“It’s a very beautiful bird. It can never be ugly! It’s the most beautiful bird in the world!” - Quote by Purnima Devi Barman, Wildlife biologist who saved Greater Adjutant stork species ----......

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... Aunt Bertha’s been drinking with Mable Ten Guinness cans litter their table They’re ‘nissed as a pewt’ This fact they dispute But cannot stand up, they’re unable! Old Mable can’t......

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...He enters looking bedraggled, tired and worn out, his skin like Vellum, blank and pale. Lifting his eyes to catch their gaze he gives a slight nod to acknowledge their presence. He scans the room as ......

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...i ordered at the bar in archbishop's rig two pork sausages baked beans strawberry bear fruit snack orange juice meat free burger r white's raspberry lemonade bangers and mash pepsi corn w......

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...Esoteric mountain  The track leading up to the mountain  that had no spire but was as flat as a prairie  in Idaho, dark soil and spuds My faithful dog refused to follow  preferred to hang arou......

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...fear of the outside I lifted my glass of red wine towards the lamplight I didn't see a romantic dream, but a dirty glass full of fat finger marks and I could not blame the barman I should have ......

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... There was once a driver Infected with yellow fever Who passed it on to his woman And she to the barman And they all came down with a fever......

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...Sirens, alarm bells and unscheduled drills Intended to teach us emergency skills On land we might jump up and run for the trees But where does one run in these vast frigid seas It has to be sai......

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...Sawdust on the floor I'm sure you know the place When you walk in everyone stares at your face The barman is busy tonight you wait by the bar Beer finally served outside there is a noisy car H......

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...‘Beasties’ is a bar that’s run for all the local pets It’s quite easily found because it’s next door to the vets The barman is an Emu but he gets it in the neck The locals call him Gregory and whi......

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...Sitting in the corner watching ripples in my beer I blink away the wetness but those ripples reappear This used to be our corner and my grin was ear to ear But now I sit alone here watching ripple......

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...Sally had been to bed with a few guys in her time, but she had never been to bed with a guy who had managed to find a lump on her breast. He told her it was probably nothing, but she should get it ch......

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...There was a Ringer in the Basalt, Tiger Davis was his name As an acrobatic stockman, he was gifted with some fame On the station quite a hero, but a maniac in town He didn't win too many, but a fi......

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...There was a beautiful girl called Mandy Barman Andy loved mixing her Shandy He did strange cocktails Topped with frothy ales She blew off his foam, to sip the Brandy A Funny Limerick - M......

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...The barman was a chimpanzee With a sad old wise old face He ran the themed franchised bar At Fat Sam’s Dancing Place He swung his cocktail mixture Jiggled it and deftly caught it Your drink was......

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