Barman Poems - Poems about Barman

...fear of the outside I lifted my glass of red wine towards the lamplight I didn't see a romantic dream, but a dirty glass full of fat finger marks and I could not blame the barman I should have ......Read the rest...

... There was once a driver Infected with yellow fever Who passed it on to his woman And she to the barman And they all came down with a fever......Read the rest...

...Sirens, alarm bells and unscheduled drills Intended to teach us emergency skills On land we might jump up and run for the trees But where does one run in these vast frigid seas It has to be sai......Read the rest...

...Sawdust on the floor I'm sure you know the place When you walk in everyone stares at your face The barman is busy tonight you wait by the bar Beer finally served outside there is a noisy car H......Read the rest...

...‘Beasties’ is a bar that’s run for all the local pets It’s quite easily found because it’s next door to the vets The barman is an Emu but he gets it in the neck The locals call him Gregory and whi......Read the rest...

...Sitting in the corner watching ripples in my beer I blink away the wetness but those ripples reappear This used to be our corner and my grin was ear to ear But now I sit alone here watching ripple......Read the rest...

...Sally had been to bed with a few guys in her time, but she had never been to bed with a guy who had managed to find a lump on her breast. He told her it was probably nothing, but she should get it ch......Read the rest...

...There was a Ringer in the Basalt, Tiger Davis was his name As an acrobatic stockman, he was gifted with some fame On the station quite a hero, but a maniac in town He didn't win too many, but a fi......Read the rest...

...There was a beautiful girl called Mandy Barman Andy loved mixing her Shandy He did strange cocktails Topped with frothy ales She blew off his foam, to sip the Brandy A Funny Limerick - M......Read the rest...

...The barman was a chimpanzee With a sad old wise old face He ran the themed franchised bar At Fat Sam’s Dancing Place He swung his cocktail mixture Jiggled it and deftly caught it Your drink was......Read the rest...

...I’d been droving for some months now in the harsh drought ridden outback. Through the stations of East South Australia and along Strzlecki’s track. By the time I reached a town (which had th......Read the rest...

...I remember very clearly a rendezvous’! It was with a nineteen-year-old Swedish girl on holiday with her friend. They had a room in the hotel I worked in. My colleague and I, a barman, became ......Read the rest...

...The sertraline queen of New Orleans Getting high on her brandy and coke. Perched on a bar stool, surveying the scene, While she lights up another smoke. Tom Waits is playing on the radio “In ......Read the rest...

...In Sandy on a Sund’y Can’t even buy a pie The High Street is a ghost town From some Kafkaesque sci-fi. Not a single caf is open No point in asking ‘Why?’ So I’ll just go down To the Rose and C......Read the rest...

...2 Cowboys just been paid 1 named John The other 1 Wayne Walk into a Bar at approximately 2 o'clock on a tuesday aftenoon In Old Wild West Tombstone , Dodge City And after 12 or so hou......Read the rest...