Nunny Mcgee

McGee was needin' a drop you see So he headed on down to the pub But as he arrived, he heard a small voice Say " Don't go into that club" Turning around there he had found A Nun with her fist in the air Saying "Don't you know that drinkin' a sin, A sin your soul can not bare, And besides that too, it'll rot you guts Your liver, your teeth and you brain And if you were smart, if you'd walk away And never touch it again". So, McGee then asked the little bold Nun " Have you ever had even a taste?" The Nun replied "Of course I've not!" " Then Sister you haven't a case, How can you judge, if you're not tried, You're unqualified, That's what I think" "Ok "said the Nun "I guess I try one, But, as long as you go get the drink" Ok said McGee," What shall it be" The Nun said "I only know Gin" McGee said fine, I'll be back in no time. Wait here, and I'll just pop in" McGee walked briskly up to the bar Where he order a pint for himself The asked for a cup of Gin to go And make it the best on the shelf The barman pulled the pint for McGee Then gave his chin a rub Said, "Now, don't tell me that drunken Nun Is still out in front of me pub!