Best Barman Poems
Below are the all-time best Barman poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of barman poems written by PoetrySoup members
Peg-Leg Pete the Pirate and Dirty Deadeye DanPeg-Leg Pete the Pirate was a very evil man,
He used to eat his dinner from a filthy frying pan,
And when he’s finished eating he’d play...
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Categories:
barman, funny, evil, men,
Form:
Verse
The ErrandWee Luck McGee, came into the pub
And the Barman started pouring a beer
"No Tanks for me, a martini you see
Is what you'll be serving right...
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Categories:
barman, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
The Maiden DriveFive rings for fifty-one again and once more winning brings,
another pot of loser’s beer for throwing rubber rings.
That’s twenty-seven ‘freebies’ in a row, so by...
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Categories:
barman, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
In Sandy On a SundyIn Sandy on a Sund’y
Can’t even buy a pie
The High Street is a ghost town
From some Kafkaesque sci-fi.
Not a single caf is open
No point in...
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Categories:
barman, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
In the Small Hours - Wole SoyinkaBlue diaphane, tobacco smoke
Serpentine on wet film and wood glaze,
Mutes chrome, wreathes velvet drapes,
Dims the cave of mirrors.
Ghost fingers
Comb seaweed...
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Categories:
barman, heart,
Form:
Verse
RefusalA cuddly Harp Seal, when just a bub,
Swam further south and slipped into a pub,
The barman gave a wink,
Have this whisky to drink?...
“No way known,...
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Categories:
barman, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Dance Hall GirlI'm standing here in limbo as
I see him wander in.
That no townsman has warned him
is truly a mortal sin.
He slides up to the...
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Categories:
barman, scary,
Form:
Quatrain
Pie Eyed SpittoonOut of the west, amide a beautiful sunrise… came a pie eyed son of a gun.
Looking for Armadilly Billy the Sling Shot Kidster… water gun…...
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Categories:
barman, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
Boys Night InTonight there is a match on telly
The lads are coming round
most of them are married
So my home is to be the neutral ground .
If...
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Categories:
barman, friendship, boy,
Form:
Verse
Me and Nellie McgeeThat's not my elephant, the barman said, when last I went a boozing
Then threw at me a grin filled glance, that was a long...
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Categories:
barman, funnyme, , 2nd grade,
Form:
Ballad
Rain ContraI got up it was way past noon
Thought I’d go for a walk.
Then, it started to rain
I’m talking heavy rain
The rain that soaks you rain.
I...
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Categories:
barman, dog, funny, rain,
Form:
Free verse
The Ballad of the Jack-A-LopeAbove a cloudy jar of brine
That floated greenish hard boiled eggs,
Beside a Schlitz beer waterfall
That told bar time (ten minutes fast),
A taxidermied Jack-A-Lope
With rabbit ears...
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Categories:
barman, dedication, environment, humanity, irony,
Form:
Blank verse
The Day Murphy Came To TownOne day in early summer Murphy the Irishman came to town,
He rode upon a matted mule , his face was burnt and brown,
The corks that...
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Categories:
barman, humorous,
Form:
Verse
Men You Definitely Wouldn'T Want To Date Part 3I once dated a weatherman
At first he had a sunny outlook…
He had our future all mapped out
But he suffered periods of deep depression so our...
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Categories:
barman, humorous, jobs, relationship,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
barman, romance,
Form:
Free verse