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Premium Member GOD'S LITTLE NEW DAUGHTER Emberlyn Rain Barber

GOD'S LITTLE NEW DAUGHTER
 Emberlyn Rain Barber

Beautiful young birth;
From the heavens,
Onto the world earth;
May the village 

God, little new daughter

Father God and Angels;
Entire family, Mom and Dad;
Be thankful, rejoice, and celebrate;
This birth date so precious. 
Beautiful new birth 

God's little new daughter 
EMBERLYN  RAIN  BARBER;

God's little new daughter;
We celebrate this birth.
Of EMBERLYN RAIN BARBER;

4/20/26
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2026

The Barber of Blunders

He trims my hair,then half my pride.
Declares: ''Vivi,your bald spot cannt hide!''
I asked for ''short'',he heard ''absurd''
Now I look like an alarmed porcupine

He winks,'' a new style-bold couture!''
I tip him thrice,though I'm not sure
Next week I'll shave and call it art
And tell the nyatsi ,''that's the smart part


Dictionary

nyatsi:  A Back-door husband when the real husband is with the back-door wife.

Premium Member How much were haircuts back in the day?

Quartet belts out familiar tunes
Old barbershop proudly flaunting village vintage vibes
Haircuts surprise at today’s prices



Wordku: 5-7-5 words

AP: Honorable Mention 2025


Premium Member Downtown barber shop

Best way to hear the local news and meet new people

Barbers Old and Young

I took my son to the barbers today, and I sat there and I thought about how it compared to when I was small,

All of the equipment is battery driven, but way back when it was scissors that were usually blunt,

The seat for a child was a plank of wood, but now they have a comfortable seat to make them feel good.

They asked my son about his style, but a long time ago it was just short back and sides.

The tools they use today seems to be all throw away as I look around the shop, 
but a long time ago they were sharpened on a long leather strop.

My son got to choose who cut his hair, he chose Rosa, but I had only one choice, old Bob Fenner and I am absolutely certain he charged less than a tenner!

Premium Member We Try To Get the One Who Tips

we trim their hair, necks, noses, and mustaches too
They come on Saturday morning, when the mail is due
we hear their stories, they gossip about their farms and such
we like our regulars, and we hear so much!
only one gives us a tip we try to get him


Premium Member A Forlorn Barber Pole

A forlorn barber pole
    midst bustling mall and gardens

  Its revolving candy cane
    begging shoppers' pardon

Premium Member Clerihe Barber

Samuel Osmond Barber
as a youngster made a stir
When he wrote an early overture
'School for Scandal' it ws so mature

Premium Member I Used To Enjoy

I Used to Enjoy
by Bob Moore © 2022

I used to enjoy the barbers
go for a haircut and a chat
talk about the football
politics and things like that

There usually would be one chair,
or maybe there was two
a few customers and the barber
who knew just what to do

Short back and sides was standard
the cut most of us had 
not fancy, but easy to comb or brush
and it didn’t look too bad

But things have changed, as all things do
and whenever you may go
the barbers speak to each other
in a language I do not know.

They may be telling each other jokes
just like we used to do
“two cutting and three bagging here,
been a while since we’ve seen you.”

Or talking about the football
or the land where they were born
but I cannot join in with them
on this haircut Saturday morn.

I miss those haircut mornings
and now it’s just a chore
I listen but do not understand
don’t go much anymore

Bob Moore

Premium Member An Old Bald Barber

Hair falling off his scissors
Stopping the lengthening 
But not the aging
Blackening hair with his dye
Stopping the whitening 
But not the hair dropping
As the system of nature is
Irreversible

Barber Assistance

Many controversies in Coronavirus 
Even at Doctors and Barbers 
Family Doctors to keep distance 
Family members to Barber assistance

Barber First

Broken 
Lockdown 
Opening the Sky
To take wing to any destination 

Many options saved little by little like money
Boring being at home a long 

In the mix of whole fixtures 
Barber my first choice!

Premium Member Cleaners Are Closed Barber Shop Too

The cleaners are closed
The barber shop too
Pandemic madness
For many, quite a few.

Hairdressers slam shut
You cannot buy wood glue
Schools not open
Because of the dhrammed flu.

Mr Barber

Hello Mr. Barber, I’m here for my bloodletting
I’ve been long overdue for this appointment, I know
Yes, bring out your set, I am ready for the procedure
I am so grateful to relax in your chair

Now the blood drips onto the page
A slow trickle and into a stream
It yearns to be absorbed 
But more than that it wishes to water the soil

It’s so difficult to be in charge of living matter
To care, cradle, and carry on leave me exhausted
I want to rest but rest never feels enough
This body yearns for a more permanent resting place

Mr. Barber, perhaps you could cut just a little deeper
Just a little longer 
Just a bit more than you should
So that I can sleep

No, no you’re right, Mr. Barber
Bloodletting is a small release 
Just to get by 
It’s not my last sleeping aid

Premium Member Bob Barber

Bob Barber trimmed beards and cut hair;
fresh news with his clients did share.
He knew secrets well kept
and much gossip, except
his young wifey’s ongoing affair.

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Posted 2nd March 2019
Contest: Make Me Actually Lol 2
Sponsor: Nina Parmenter

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