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Barber Quotations

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Quote Left To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it the more fit for its prime function of looking forward. Quote Right
Quote Left Don't close your eyes for the crash; you'll miss the best part Quote Right
Quote Left Exhaustion and exasperation are frequently the handmaidens of legislative decision. Quote Right
Quote Left Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. Quote Right
Quote Left I don't think it's the function of Congress to function well. It should drag its heels on the way to decision. Quote Right
Quote Left I have a lot of respect for that dame [Delilah]. There's one lady barber that made good. Quote Right
Quote Left Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended-not very well. They understood that if you move too quickly, our democracy will be less responsible to the majority. Quote Right
Quote Left The best interviews -- like the best biographies -- should sing the strangeness and variety of the human race. Quote Right
Quote Left No barber shaves so close but another finds his work. Quote Right
Quote Left Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to exactly the point of most pressure. Quote Right
Quote Left Baseball is dull only to dull minds. Quote Right
Quote Left Life is too long not to be happy. Quote Right
Quote Left Beware of the young doctor and the old barber. Quote Right

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