Bob Barber

Bob Barber trimmed beards and cut hair; fresh news with his clients did share. He knew secrets well kept and much gossip, except his young wifey’s ongoing affair. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Posted 2nd March 2019 Contest: Make Me Actually Lol 2 Sponsor: Nina Parmenter

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Angela Crabtree

Date: 12/13/2020 1:29:00 PM

I guess nobody wanted to be the first one to tell him about her :)

Paul Callus
Date: 12/14/2020 1:43:00 PM

I agree with you, Angela. Many people do not like to interfere in other people's private lives. I suppose it's a double-edged sword! Regards // paul

Kai Michael Neumann

Date: 1/19/2020 3:26:00 AM

That is so funny. Serious of course, but nevertheless amusing. Kind wishes, Kai

Paul Callus
Date: 1/19/2020 9:15:00 AM

Thank you,Kai....you're right, funny and serious at the same time. Regards // paul

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 6/1/2019 8:06:00 PM

G'day Paul … always the last to know. Great limerick Paul - Lindsay

Paul Callus
Date: 6/2/2019 3:51:00 AM

So true, Lindsay! Thank you for dropping by. Regards // paul

Edlynn Nau

Date: 4/15/2019 10:01:00 AM

Ouch! What goes around comes around and here it is to bite Bob. Gossip in just the hearing will knock you down. Well done here Paul.

Paul Callus
Date: 4/15/2019 10:13:00 AM

You are right, Edlynn. Gossip is a dangerous hobby. Thank you for your contribution to the topic:) Regards // paul

Charlie Smith

Date: 3/16/2019 3:12:00 PM

If you can grow it Bob can cut it, I suppose. Good one Paul...

Paul Callus
Date: 3/16/2019 6:22:00 PM

Thank you for stopping by, Charlie...and for the witty comment:) Regards // paul

Harry Horsman

Date: 3/16/2019 11:39:00 AM

Oh dear, poor Bob, says so much about life. great limerick Paul.

Paul Callus
Date: 3/16/2019 2:47:00 PM

Thank you, Harry. Some people are too busy noticing what others do, but neglect their own self interests. Regards // paul

Jack Horne

Date: 3/15/2019 10:05:00 AM

LOL, love this, Paul

Paul Callus
Date: 3/16/2019 9:04:00 AM

Thank you, Jack. All the best // paul

Eve Roper

Date: 3/12/2019 4:25:00 PM

Fantastic ,Paul, best wishes for the contest.. : ) Hugs Eve ~`*

Paul Callus
Date: 3/14/2019 12:42:00 PM

Thank you, Eve. Regards & Hugs // paul

Ravi Sathasivam

Date: 3/10/2019 3:16:00 AM

Excellent. A great limerick. Enjoyed reading it

Paul Callus
Date: 3/10/2019 3:46:00 AM

Many thanks, Ravi. Pleased to have you back posting, my friend. Regards // paul

Akham Nilabirdhwaja Singh

Date: 3/9/2019 4:32:00 AM

Enjoyable.Very well written

Paul Callus
Date: 3/9/2019 3:21:00 PM

Thank you, Akham. Regards // paul

Supraja Kannan

Date: 3/9/2019 4:12:00 AM

That's so funny. Loved it,Paul....

Paul Callus
Date: 3/9/2019 3:54:00 PM

Glad you enjoyed, Supraja...thank you and enjoy the weekend. // paul

S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri

Date: 3/8/2019 2:09:00 PM

Hah funny and entertaining wow. Fantastic Limerick indeed. Kudos. So nice to read from u again, Pleez do comment my newest poem too.

Paul Callus
Date: 3/9/2019 4:00:00 PM

Your complimentary remarks are truly appreciated, Zaynab...thank you! Regards // paul

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/7/2019 7:11:00 PM

did this not win? I really loved this one.

Paul Callus
Date: 3/8/2019 11:56:00 AM

I liked it, too, Andrea :) I still have to read the winning entries, but I have no doubt the sponsor was kept well entertained. Regards // paul

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 3/7/2019 5:24:00 PM

Cute one! Thanks for the visit Paul.

Paul Callus
Date: 3/8/2019 11:52:00 AM

Thank you, Richard. Hope you're keeping well. Regards // paul

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/5/2019 6:04:00 PM

hahaha. Great limerick, Paul

Paul Callus
Date: 3/6/2019 8:29:00 AM

Thank you, Andrea! This was one of those instances where it made more sense to add an extra syllable to the end line for added musicality. Regards // paul

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 3/5/2019 1:45:00 PM

Hi Paul love this and am sure it will be placed if not come first. It is so true as well, exactly the same happens when women go to the hairdresser - I prefer to take my laptop and make notes for my next poem, but I overhear a a great deal! Poetry hugs, Jennifer.

Paul Callus
Date: 3/6/2019 11:15:00 AM

Your faith in this Limerick and the accompanying comments are truly appreciated, Jenny...thank you!Both barbers and hairdressers can be very informative in their own special ways :) Warm regards // paul

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 3/4/2019 9:33:00 PM

This is a great winning Limerick Paul. Congratulations! I can't write one of these to save myself. : ) xxoo

Paul Callus
Date: 3/5/2019 8:11:00 AM

Thank you, Connie :) Do not put yourself down! Man does not live on bread only...you have tasted many other forms which excellent results. Warm regards // paul

Sara Kendrick

Date: 3/4/2019 4:15:00 PM

I guess his customers kept quiet about that one when he was in the room. LOL. It happens so much especially in small towns, churches, etc. Thanks for the visit to my page with congrats. Sara

Paul Callus
Date: 3/5/2019 7:57:00 AM

Undoubtedly they did, Sara, and as you said, these things have become too common! Thank you for a pleasant visit. Regards // paul