Short Barber Poems
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When they bulldozed the old red-and-white barber pole
~ they uprooted a piece of America’s soul
Many controversies in Coronavirus
Even at Doctors and Barbers
Family Doctors to keep distance
Family members to Barber assistance
This grave with barber Bob is blessed ~
He was a cut above the rest!
30.01.19
'Pithy pants poetry contest'
Sponsored by: Maureen McGreavy
Today, I chose to shave my head,
by a shaky hand I was led,
I tried to glide the razor,
cut me quick like a laser...
"Emergency room!" Enough said?
there once was a fella named Joe
whose hairstyle's a wonky Afro
to the barber Joe went
Who repaired his head dent
Joe returned bald headed like Moe!
a half
zen haircut
is when I sit
in the chair
with my eyes
closed the
whole time
i´m there
a true zen
haircut
is when
the
barber
does the
same
A man once sit down in a chair.
He didn't have very much hair.
The barber let pass
What he thought was gas.
Now what was once hair is a glare!
There's eyes in the back of his head
So it seems that he can't be misled
But with humor in mind
He winked from behind
The shock killed his barber instead!
Is a barber or scissors the snipper?
A shoeless man, or sock, the slipper?
Why was mom, not a housewife, but a stripper?
You may as well ask a dolphin - Flipper?
There once was an amazing unicorn,
Whose coat was confusedly shaved and shorn,
She’s a little bit mad.
Called the barber a cad,
And was a moment, a little forlorn.
I did something that I really dread
Went to a different barber named Fred
I don't care for his cut
I wouldn't complain but...
I look like Mister Potato Head
There once was a mad barber named Max
Instead of scissors, he wielded an axe
He chopped off your hair
And shaved your head bare
Then he rubbed on depilatory wax
When I sat down, my barber made a decree,
"I'll cut your hair in the back if you agree"
Thinking him dim
I looked at him,
And said, "No, up front here is fine with me!"
A young spalpeen named Max,
Had hair growing like steroided flax,
He sat in the salon chair
The barber looking on in despair,
Saying, "Wait here, I'll just get my axe."
There once was a monk with a wave
Who desired a head with a shave ...
Well, the barber was such
That she cut back too much
Thereby leaving his globus concave
There was a barber shop quartet,
That went to the track to for a bet,
Their singing exploded
When their pockets got loaded,
From a topical tip called, " Minuet "
Strings build 'til they scream
The highest notes in two keys
A blazing sunset...
"Adagio for Strings" - Samuel Barber
(For my fellow classical music lover - Carrie Richards)
He went to the barber to cut his hair
But he looked at him with an awful stare
Then he heard the barber say
Sir, you're wearing a toupee
He said I was tired and couldn't find a chair
The cleaners are closed
The barber shop too
Pandemic madness
For many, quite a few.
Hairdressers slam shut
You cannot buy wood glue
Schools not open
Because of the dhrammed flu.
Quartet belts out familiar tunes
Old barbershop proudly flaunting village vintage vibes
Haircuts surprise at today’s prices
Wordku: 5-7-5 words
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
A haircut at home, times have changed
Barber shops were the way to play the game
Cost was a factor
Not the only reactor
Haircuts at home, things are not the same
Went for a hair cut at the local barber
He must have misunderstood probably into the lager
Not just one hair
He cut EVERY hair
So I called him a bozo as I made my departure
Went for a "HAIR CUT" at the local barber
Must have misunderstood probably into the lager
He cut “ALL” my hair
Not just "ONE" up there
Called him a bozo as I made my departure
Went for a hair cut at the local barber
Must have misunderstood probably into the lager
He cut “ALL” my hair
Not just one up there
So I called him a bozo as I made my departure
Went for a "hair cut" at the local barber
He didn't understand, think he was into the lager
He cut ALL my hair
Not just one up there
So I called him a bozo and made my departure