Short Barber Poems

terrified
in the barber chair
a child...

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Best way to hear the local news and meet new people...

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harvests all grass
growing in every head, beard
boils it for soup...

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emerald green pasture
sheep graze contentedly
sporting fresh hair cuts...

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same sound of scissors
in barber salon, locks of
some black and gray hair...

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had been in harbor
then went to see my barber
could be a carver

Jim Horn...

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He was a barber
a true proud pogonophile
He met a skinhead 
who was pogonophobic
then things got hairy

12.03.22...

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A forlorn barber pole
    midst bustling mall and gardens

  Its revolving candy cane
    begging shoppers' pardon...

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Samuel Osmond Barber
as a youngster made a stir
When he wrote an early overture
'School for Scandal' it ws so mature...

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Many controversies in Coronavirus 
Even at Doctors and Barbers 
Family Doctors to keep distance 
Family members to Barber assistance...

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This grave with barber Bob is blessed ~
He was a cut above the rest!


30.01.19

'Pithy pants poetry contest'
Sponsored by: Maureen McGreavy...

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Today, I chose to shave my head,
by a shaky hand I was led,
I tried to glide the razor,
cut me quick like a laser...
"Emergency room!" Enough said?...

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there once was a fella named Joe
whose hairstyle's a wonky Afro
to the barber Joe went
Who repaired his head dent
Joe returned bald headed like Moe!...

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a half
zen haircut
is when I sit
in the chair
with my eyes
closed the
whole time
i´m there
a true zen
haircut
is when
the
barber
does the
same...

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A man once sit down in a chair.
He didn't have very much hair.
     The barber let pass
     What he thought was gas.
Now what was once hair is a glare!...

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There's eyes in the back of his head 
So it seems that he can't be misled
But with humor in mind
He winked from behind
The shock killed his barber instead!...

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There once was an amazing unicorn,
Whose coat was confusedly shaved and shorn,
She’s a little bit mad.
Called the barber a cad,
And was a moment, a little forlorn....

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I did something that I really dread

Went to a different barber named Fred

I don't care for his cut

I wouldn't complain but...

I look like Mister Potato Head...

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There once was a mad barber named Max
Instead of scissors, he wielded an axe
   He chopped off your hair
   And shaved your head bare
Then he rubbed on depilatory wax...

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When I sat down, my barber made a decree,
"I'll cut your hair in the back if you agree"
Thinking him dim
I looked at him,
And said, "No, up front here is fine with me!"...

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A young spalpeen named Max,
Had hair growing like steroided flax,
He sat in the salon chair
The barber looking on in despair,
Saying, "Wait here, I'll just get my axe."...

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There once was a monk with a wave
Who desired a head with a shave ...
      Well, the barber was such
      That she cut back too much
Thereby leaving his globus concave...

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There was a barber shop quartet,
 That went to the track to for a bet,
      Their singing exploded
   When their pockets got loaded,
 From a topical tip called, " Minuet "...

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Strings build 'til they scream
The highest notes in two keys
A blazing sunset...


"Adagio for Strings" - Samuel Barber
(For my fellow classical music lover - Carrie Richards)...

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He went to the barber to cut his hair
But he looked at him with an awful stare
Then he heard the barber say
Sir, you're wearing a toupee
He said I was tired and couldn't find a chair...

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