Bald Poems - Poems about Bald

there once was a fella named Joe whose hairstyle's a wonky Afro to the barber Joe went Who repaired his head dent Joe returned bald headed like Moe!...

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"To the White House he strode," sang his choir, The elephants sparked a dumpster fire, His words became its fuel, Deceit was his tool, While the donkeys cried foul: "He's a liar." We need no DC to know all these things, Just stamp your ear on the bald eagle’s wings. You’ll see Iran sneezing; And Israel pleasing, Not too far away Gaza's sorrow rings. Red...

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He circles around this rustic boat launch, the locals know he nests in the pine trees, fish bone at the base tell of his last lunch, these birds like water, big lakes and sea. White heads draw the eye, even if far off, it’s clear why most men think them majestic, he looks better still plunging for the waves, into a trout...

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opulent opal magnificence in motion ~ mutuality (February Full Moon – Cree) ...

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Hair is meant to grow long and unruly Who am I to interfere with nature’s treaty with time? A king’s crown a tangled mess, so fashion forward of I to sport the look of a fishing net Yet I still prefer function, you see I have salmon-like thoughts, those zombified fiends stubbornly swim upstream Keep coasting, keep coasting Solutions are rarely abundant However I have...

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Christ the Redeemer, Bless His Holy Name, Amen, to the place called Big Bear Valley, where hails our nation's bird, fair Cali, the American Bald Eagle ... proclaim. Naught bald or hairy, females are bigger than their forever mate. Soars ten thousand feet: eyesight eight times stronger than human and they are indeed, the largest ... raptor. Courting, sky dancing show, Cirque du...

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he went to see his bride . finding a wig on his round, shining bald head, she loudly cried. he felt ashamed, as he was caught red handed, he proclaimed inept, on the spot, he wept he went to see his...

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Trees shed leaves A mother sheds her tears and sweats Trees lose their glories A mother loses her youth Trees offer a dappled shade A mother offers protection and love Trees leave baldness and rings in their trunks A mother leaves an everlasting memory and a precious love In her children's heart...

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Craving for rats awhile grippingly standing, leaded by the stomach; Barks the hen over the Eagle’s tragedy lands the hit on the mountain beak sneaking the eye on shadows awhile; Heading for the shadowy stones, the Bald Eagle stuns the Hen awhile! Captain hen jumping over awhile; Here comes the talking break in a...

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President Biden said inflation was 0% in July I can only imagine the media outrage If ex-President Trump had told the same lie But with Biden, the media is sycophantic To shield him from criticism they are frantic The question from John Q. Public is WHY?...

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Jonathan Livingstoned Seagull Met American Bald Eagle As it flew away It was heard to say, "Vasectomies are still legal!"...

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I glanced at her nails saw fins and scales Reached for her hair Hmm. Nothing there Took her right hand felt just like sand Looked at her face Is she from outer space Next time I'll not tempt fate and agree to a blind date...

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Though I'm ugly and I'm old, And I'm fat and I'm bald, And I'm grey and I'm cold; I've still a story to be told … I've never been a handsome prince As far as I can tell; Unless I lost my memory During a witch’s evil spell! I started my spawned life in a pond, In that valley, there beyond, I haven't always been...

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One Christmas day when a bald man called Ray, Gave his femme fatale, a silk negligée. She whispered, please close your eyes, While I touch up, your surprise. But his surprise was a hair piece toupee. 12 / 18 / 2021. For the contest XMAS LIMERICK Sponsor Andrea Dietrich....

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If I could ease your load By letting you know How much you give to others Just by being a decent brother I would try to tell you though No words can accurately paint The majestic crown on your head You inherited your title As a king you can never be less Than you are genetically blessed to be Stand tall be all that and...

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