Badger Poems - Poems about Badger

Honeyguide bird has a special pal He teams up with a honey badger gal Honeyguide finds bee’s hive and makes a call Alerting honey badger, his partner, a friendly doll Badger eats the sap, honeyguide bird eats the wax This is just one of a bunch of interesting facts...

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The badger was digging all out, In search of some grubs, no doubt. With dirt flying high, He let out a sigh, And left quite a mess all about! ...

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Santa Badger can handle it Mrs. Badger said. She was in charge, and this is not in my head. I have seen the two together, she gives him no leeway. He cringes from her directions by the end of their day. Santa Badger was a pushover and gave much away. Bunnies, hedgehogs, and mice soon showed up to play. Let’s go...

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In these troubled times Let your animal spirit Be the honey badger Small but fiercely indomitable Stand up, stand tall As those waves of faux outrage Spew from the cavernous holes Of the toothless, spineless SJWs To break, drained of all their power On the reef of your equanimity In these troubled times Take a break from the rest To let it go and let...

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Badger Daddy Dork got the bill from the stork. His temper hit the top of his head with a pow. Badger Mommy unwrapped the baby and said wow! Pay the stork whatever he wants, she said to Dork. You are so easy! Dork said to his smitten wife. It is a girl this time, she said, what a great life. The...

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badger Santa was the head of the Winter Mafia godfather of the forest in non-Santa town animals came to kiss the ring asked for favors he was the boss they brought offerings hoping it would be enough badger Santa ran for president he had the worst character traits but the animals were afraid to not vote for him afraid of repercussions history perpetually repeats itself, said...

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Badger had a peaceful evening planned, no lie or ruse. Sitting by the fire, imbibing on a spot of beetle juice. He was relaxing in the most comfortable, darling way. When a fluttering in the room made hairs on his arms say…. What is going on? Who is here in my house? He knew it could not be a rabbit,...

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uninvited guest sweet tooth must be satisfied ~ bee stings no problem Wild Animal Haiku Poetry Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin Date written: 04/16/2022...

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Hildy Honey Badger was mad as unleavened beer hops Alice her American Cousin said that she was tops How dare you she said, and you are a carnivore too! The bells I am said Alice. I’m an omnivore like you! They decided not to speak any more that day on Zoom. Hildy went around slapping everyone else in the...

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Office manager Mr. Honey Badger called his administrative assistant Mr. Bloodhound into the office. Honey badger was extremely mad because he looked out of his office window and could see that the employees in the office were whispering and snickering and not working. Honey Badger told Bloodhound to go out and sniff out what was...

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Office manager Mr. Honey Badger called his administrative assistant Mr. Bloodhound into the office. Honey badger was extremely mad because he looked out of his office window and could see that the folks in the office were whispering and snickering and not working. Honey Badger told Bloodhound to go out and sniff out what was...

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A Honey Badger's on the prowl.... "Don't mind if I do help myself With some honey as you guys swarm me Loudly buzz about my ears, and incessantly sting me You're all upset that I'm trespassing? Deal with it Stay mad. You can't drive me off the nest. Sure, I'll leave... After I satisfy sweet tooth. After all, I'm a...

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FEARFULLY I AM DIZZY As I stand up to the honey badger-- Sprinkling fluorescent muted dots of racing shadows, Fatefully anxieties hypocrisies dilemmas, As vertigo swirls away constants fathoms. "I stand up to the honey badger" “I fear not the bee stings but run from the honey the badger brings” ---James Edward Lee Sr. 1/19/19...

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A hibernating badger awoke And said, "If this is Spring it's a joke, "This is no fun, "I can't see the sun." And went back to sleep as he spoke....

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Once there was this badger; he was really selfish! He hated doing merger in hunting for fish. One time he found a muffin, and hid inside a coffin. He had a delightful munch, enjoying his early lunch. He was so satisfied that he slept; shadows of the sunset soon crept. "Good evening" he heard from outside; "How are you getting on inside?" Slowly the coffin lid was...

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