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The Honey Badger

Office manager Mr. Honey Badger called his administrative assistant Mr. Bloodhound into the office. Honey badger was extremely mad because he looked out of his office window and could see that the folks in the office were whispering and snickering and not working. Honey Badger told Bloodhound to go out and sniff out what was going on.

It seems that the accountant, Mr. Rooster, and the receptionist, Miss Hyena were having a torrid affair. Well, Mr. Rooster was crowing about it and Miss Hyena was laughing about his performance. And to top it all off, Mrs. Mockingbird was repeating everything she heard all around the office.

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Gauthier Avatar
July 8, 2019 at 9:25 PM
LOL Super fun poem, Timothy.
Mcguire Avatar
July 8, 2019 at 10:46 PM
Thank you Line.
Awtry Avatar
July 7, 2019 at 12:06 AM
oh my what a workplace! Never a dull moment! Enjoyed :)
Mcguire Avatar
July 7, 2019 at 12:22 PM
You are right PS
Laurie Avatar
June 27, 2019 at 7:05 PM
G'day Timothy … I think a few office staff employees might not be making eye contact with you for exposing their shenanigans - enjoyed - Lindsay
Mcguire Avatar
June 27, 2019 at 11:56 PM
Thanks mate!
Cunningham Avatar
June 27, 2019 at 4:07 AM
Enjoyed this one Timothy, if toned down a notch would make a lovely children's story. Tom
Mcguire Avatar
June 27, 2019 at 2:03 PM
You are right Tom! Thanks
Gauthier Avatar
June 26, 2019 at 10:04 PM
Hot stuff, Timothy. LOL
Mcguire Avatar
June 27, 2019 at 12:15 AM
Thanks
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