Mr Honey Badger - Revision

Office manager Mr. Honey Badger called his administrative assistant Mr. Bloodhound into the office. Honey badger was extremely mad because he looked out of his office window and could see that the employees in the office were whispering and snickering and not working. Honey Badger told Bloodhound to go out and sniff out what was going on.

It seems that the accountant, Mr. Rooster, and the receptionist, Miss Hyena were having a torrid love affair. Well, Mr. Rooster was crowing about it and Miss Hyena was laughing about his performance. And to top it all off, Mrs. Mockingbird was repeating everything she heard all around the office.

Well Mr. Honey Badger called them all into the office and sent them to see Mrs. Lion, the HR manager. Mrs. Lion told them in no uncertain terms that if they failed to cease their unprofessional activities at work they would not be returning after lunch.

Mr. Honey Badger never had another problem with his employees.
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Date: 6/19/2020 9:19:00 PM
G'day Timothy … no wonder. A honey badger has a fearsome reputation - nice little yarn with a stern warning - thanks Timothy - Lindsay
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 6/19/2020 9:36:00 PM
Mrs Lion would have had them for lunch! :)
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