Best Badger Poems

A hibernating badger awoke

      And said, "If this is Spring it's a joke,

      "This is no fun,

      "I can't see the sun."

      And went back...

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>I sent the following poem to my old employers.  The RSPCA A year ago as the Badger was being exterminated in certain areas.  Unfortunately, now it is in even more so I hope you do not mind if I share this poem with...

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Oh, the leaves are liquid yellow
As we ride on through Custer Park,
In search of that old Badger Hole:
Home of the poet Badger Clark.

Yes, we come to step back in time—
It’s a historic rule of thumb—
Where the city does not crowd you,
And man can be scattered...

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A Honey Badger's on the prowl....

"Don't mind if I do help myself 
With some honey as you guys swarm me
Loudly buzz about my ears, and incessantly sting me
You're all upset that I'm trespassing? Deal with it
Stay mad. You can't drive me off the nest. Sure,...

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Went to the Summer Exhibition at the Royal Academy today.  Really inspiring.  However...(sorry, Tracey, you win some, you lose some)

 

I liked Tracey Emin's bed

Was partial to the tent thing, too

But what's with the badger?

Is it dead?

And isn't that owl

Too s**t for the...

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uninvited guest
sweet tooth must be satisfied ~
bee stings no problem


Wild Animal Haiku Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 
Date written: 04/16/2022...

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Once there was this badger;
he was really selfish!

He hated doing merger
in hunting for fish.

One time he found a muffin,
and hid inside a coffin.

He had a delightful munch,
enjoying his early lunch.

He was so satisfied that he slept;
shadows of the sunset soon crept.

"Good evening" he heard from...

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Badger had a peaceful evening planned, no lie or ruse.
Sitting by the fire, imbibing on a spot of beetle juice.
He was relaxing in the most comfortable, darling way.
When a fluttering in the room made hairs on his arms say….

What is going on? Who is here...

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Office manager Mr. Honey Badger called his administrative assistant Mr. Bloodhound into the office. Honey badger was extremely mad because he looked out of his office window and could see that the folks in the office were whispering and snickering and not working. Honey Badger...

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Badger Daddy Dork got the bill from the stork.
His temper hit the top of his head with a pow.
Badger Mommy unwrapped the baby and said wow!
Pay the stork whatever he wants, she said to Dork.

You are so easy! Dork said to his smitten wife.
It is...

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Office manager Mr. Honey Badger called his administrative assistant Mr. Bloodhound into the office. Honey badger was extremely mad because he looked out of his office window and could see that the employees in the office were whispering and snickering and not working. Honey Badger...

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FEARFULLY I AM DIZZY As I stand up to the honey badger--

Sprinkling fluorescent muted dots of racing shadows,
Fatefully  anxieties hypocrisies dilemmas,
As vertigo swirls away constants fathoms.
"I stand up to the honey badger"


“I fear not the bee stings but run from the honey the badger...

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badger Santa was the head of the Winter Mafia
godfather of the forest in non-Santa town
animals came to kiss the ring
asked for favors
he was the boss
they brought offerings
hoping it would be enough
badger Santa ran for president
he had the worst character traits
but the animals were afraid to...

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Hildy Honey Badger was mad as unleavened beer hops
Alice her American Cousin said that she was tops 
How dare you she said, and you are a carnivore too!
The bells I am said Alice. I’m an omnivore like you!

They decided not to speak any more that...

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Honeyguide bird has a special pal
He teams up with a honey badger gal
Honeyguide finds bee’s hive and makes a call
Alerting honey badger, his partner, a friendly doll
Badger eats the sap, honeyguide bird eats the wax
This is just one of a bunch of interesting facts...

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