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Hildy Badger Mad as Bells

Hildy Honey Badger was mad as unleavened beer hops Alice her American Cousin said that she was tops How dare you she said, and you are a carnivore too! The bells I am said Alice. I’m an omnivore like you! They decided not to speak any more that day on Zoom. Hildy went around slapping everyone else in the room. What did we do? They asked, astounded at her action. I am angry with my cousin. Slapping gives me satisfaction! Next Hildy got mad at Wilma Weasel, a distant Aunt. So she slammed the fish out of their tank and kicked a plant. The rest of the badgers ran out, giving her plenty of space. By supper she had thrown up a hundred earth worms, a disgrace. Is it safe to come back? Asked her neighbor, anteater Girdle. I doubt it, the rest of them said and we are cooking a turtle. They stayed out of the moorlands for a day and a night. While Hildy Honey Badger destroyed every dhramned thing in sight.

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