Funny Baby Poems

Do you want to have a baby?

     I'll give you a definite maybe.
     Babies can cry and...

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The twins will soon be here, 
And Harvey will have two more cousins,
That much is clear,
But what will they make of Harvey,
When he comes to...

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For some this is funny,
for others it is dead serious.
This may not be earth shattering to you,
but for many it is.
Why have most bathrooms taken...

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Quote By Poet "Time is a funny thing. It is here, it is gone.
Never to be found again." 

As l get older,
I find the same...

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MY YOUNGER SISTER 

DEAR LITTLE CUDDILY BUBBLY
ONE PIECE OF HAPPINESS HOW COULD 
YOU BE SO ADORABLE

MY LITTLE SISTER THE SHINY HAIR OF
YOURS WITH THOSE PULPY...

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Ayla at Two

With a fistful of raisins and
Chocolate-flavored goatee,
Your favorite Dora tee shirt
Splotched red from your spaghetti lunch,
We sit on the floor together as
You climb...

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Today a baby winked at me
    another hilariously giggled

  Worth at least 10,000 texts
    or - yesterday -...

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In the galaxy of regret and longing,
A wish called smiling love.
Time passes, I have stretched out my hands
To restore the bond from separation....

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I am silenced by your moaning
I have fallen into the trap of your love in your trap
Because I can't get rid of your tears from...

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After we each consumed a weed lolly
My best bestie gave grandad some molly,
He threw her leg over
They rolled in the clover,
Now my auntie’s my bestie’s...

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As a baby we first hear music as a lovely lullaby,
in loving arms as we are rocked to sleep.
As a toddler we learn to dance...

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I love you little one
more than mummy can say
so why my baby child
do you often make me pay?

You're so pure and tiny
yet so loud and...

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I was a double yoke baby
one X and two Ys
Obvious from birth 
From the hair on my pubic 
To the size of my girth...

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The Swing

Writing from the porch now. 
I am down to paper and pen. 
Rocky will not let me 
have anything else. 
He insists on all...

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I am just new here
Everything looks strange
Even the language unfamiliar
I can't even keep my steps

I have been in dark world
It had been years I guess
Not...

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