The gelatintion of used
and fry grease waste.
fry your catfish in me
fry your chickens bay-bay
them potatoes fry crisped and all
grease slatting on the wall
shrimps and zuchinni too
baking soda doughnut
fried up too
then when it starts to stink
and the porkchops come out pink
sprinkle in the soldifier hardener
and that old grease
is ready for the trash can
when the potaos won't clear it up
sprinkle the powda and solidfy it up
and dump the grease out there
Film Clip of Lex luthor
in his college days
doing an advertisment for
Gelationizer grease remover
filed under "Attribution" from
Supermans notes found
in a breifcase at the
Metropolis Mall
by Hal Jordon and Alan Scott
Oswald Cobblepot and wealthy businessman
offered them a fortune for the breifvase.
Tune in to see what transperes.
3 slightly different interpretations in
delivery of the same line or lines.
Cobblepot spoke to them via phone
and then they agreed to meet somewhere
near the railtracks.
Written by
Dr. Johnathan Crane
of
Acme Betterance
a
Acme Company
Reserch Deptment
Categories:
attribution, america, creation, film,
Form: Bio
It's straightforward enough to be the Cheshire Cat grinning.
A stroll in the park to smile when you're winning.
But when you find yourself irked and cursing the weather.
You're unconsciously encompassed by the Fundamental Attribution Error.
A theory purporting it's mostly all luck.
Like getting that pay rise, or our wedding ring stuck.
Carefully eluding unnecessary confrontation and hate.
Then declaring a million and one times you don't exaggerate.
Attempts to train the mind not to be bitter or pious.
A desperate evasion of this confirmation bias.
Blaming others for misfortune and ourselves for the good.
A rephrasing of stereotypes to see things as we should.
Whilst rejoicing achievements is admirable and just.
Take a second to pause, exhale, reflect if you must.
Content to live in the moment. This moment right here.
With freedom of cognition. With our mental pathways clear.
To be kind, where possible, in all circumstances.
A non-judgemental stranger throwing uplifting glances.
Categories:
attribution, analogy, character, language, metaphor,
Form: Rhyme
Incredibly Sentenced
To make each part everlasting;
She lasted her up with each end.
If things don’t work out, change the way of livin’it up!
Trying to make it more messed up is not the solution anyway.
Just for an egoistic dumb, she ended up all her attribution in the sake of
respect which lied at every step of true sentiments.
“On the days when the inner voice is incredibly unkind, try to be grateful for
what you have and pay it no mind”
Categories:
attribution, lost, spoken word,
Form: Free verse
maybe they just need some oinkment
when pigs get laryngitis
i suppose they feel somewhat disgruntled
english teacher's nightmair
observed in a book store:
"sale - all spelling workbooks 50% of!"
too much of a good thing
poetry teacher: "i can't say enough about not
saying too much"
paternal paradox
my grandfather once told me
"never trust anyone... trust me on this"
where the h am i?
to a dictionary editor
'h' is the middle of nowhere
such a critic
i tried that new restaurant on the moon
good food but no atmosphere
a pun further analysis
the bonfire sank my boat
you can't have your kayak and heat it too
Humor attribution: all humor found online and converted to monoku form by yours truly.
Categories:
attribution, humor,
Form: Monoku
Obi-Wan Kenobi's lesser known brothers:
The womanizer, Don-Wan
Founder of the Puerto Rican Capitol, San-Wan
The divorce attorney, Nobody-Wan
The Chinese Food chef, Sesh-Wan
Inventor of plastic bottle caps, Scru-Wan
Designer of compact luggage, Stow-Wan
The lazy nomad, Bed-Wan
The eternal encourager, Go-Wan
The coupon-clipping twins, Buy-Wan Get-Wan
[Humor attribution: all humor by yours truly]
Categories:
attribution, brother, humor,
Form: Monorhyme
DYNAMICS
a
rapid
change
an energetic
challenge
fully developed
an ntense
arrival
to
exhustive
analysis
&
authenticity
a quality
attribution
so carefully
positioned
with
edges
&angles
NOTE:THIS IS AN OPEN(organic) FORM VERSE using spaces&breaks without grammatical symbols ,the ' open' relies upon 'the one breath limitation' & so inherently requires the 'reader' (reciter) to input and responds thus making this enigmatic form a two way interplay & interpretatIon unique to the moment& changing according to mood is inherently variable.
Copyright © Brian Strand
Categories:
attribution, poetry,
Form: Other
Monoku Series: General Hospital
i had a brain mri last month
as expected, they found nothing
i asked could i do my own anesthetic
doc said, "knock yourself out"
last week i went to urgent care
it felt neither urgent nor caring
they had a specialist:
her specialty is diseases of the rich
she longs to open up her own clinic
but doesn't have the patients
my doc's advice: if you're skinny, don't eat fast
if you're not, don't eat... fast!
isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do,
"practice"?
overseen on a patient's chart:
no fever or chills but spouse claims she
was very hot in bed last night
Humor Attribution: #3 - Edmo Snord, #4 - Tom Lehrer, #7 - George Carlin, all others found online and converted
to monoku form by yours truly.
Enjoy your Sunday, everybody!
Categories:
attribution, health, humor,
Form: Monoku
PRODIGAL SON
Prodigal son I was
I lived a wayward life
Indeed a promiscuous
A boy with a sinister heart
I didn't respect no one
Nothing to lose, but all to gain
Nor was I scared from anyone
In my young heart it reigned
I lived in the streets
With my friends by my side
I didn't heed to my parents' advise
Nor from the teachers sent by God
In my brood, I was the black sheep
In school, I was the teachers’ antagonist
A bad influence I was branded
To my townspeople, I was bad indeed
I was eighteen when He touched my heart
I was confounded, baffled and dazed
What is this Lord?, I soliloquized
Change! Change! Is what I realized
I prayed to the Lord God
" What should I do my Lord?" I asked
" Be my servant, to me He replied
Then my faith, He concretized and galvanized
I am now teaching the Good Tidings
For men to be saved from impending judgment
From the Lake of Fire on the Day of recompense
That the Kingdom of God they may inherit.
Categories:
attribution, god, inspirational, prayer, religion,
Form: Bio
Through descendents
Ascend
God defends
Our Holy Spirit we must invite
To honor whom was always right
There will be many to call friends
God follows against the trends
His precious kiss
Which has been missed
Awoken from sleep
The slop was steep
Precious seal
Now revealed
The covenant of God above
We are blessed by his love
Glorious
We were kept harmonious
Sound of relief
To all who have grieved
His will shall be done
Our Lord has come
Leaned through heart
Worlds apart
Through inclusion
Kept an illussion
Attribution through sea
Lives within thee
Our world was confused
For many were used
To all who call themelf the enemy
May God show you his mercy
All demons succomb
God beat was wrung
Through faith we have won
Conquered our afterthoughts
Our chains have dropped
God has vanquished
All that anguish
His people have been heard
He is monitoring the herd
Show your kindness
Within his likeness
Angel beautiful birth
Graced our earth
Celebration through power
God heart required
Surrender
His voice speaks louder
Categories:
attribution, angel, beautiful, birth, blessing,
Form: Free verse
'Twas slightly scary in terms doctors know
did nurses nimble who would pass this way.
Prickly plied do glories go
so soon alas undismayed.
Long time in fact she thought
jabbed her vaccsees as she fought.
Needling here high 'n low
ends to this virus she so sought.
Come flee false harms some speakers sent
ner fears those thinnius wackovaccs.
Lest all hear harms we will allay
to get her heartfelt heathland back.
'Twas slightly scary in terms doctors know
did nurses nimble who would pass this way.
Prickly plied do glories go
so soon alas undismayed.
Notes: Attribution to Lewis Carroll for his classics
in onomatopoeia, portmanteau, nonsense rhyme
devices - Jabberwocky, The Hunting of the Snark
Categories:
attribution, heart, onomatopoeia, poems, sick,
Form: Rhyme
Parallax in optics:
Perceived objects vary.
Pendulums swing from your
Pivot points unique from
People who don't concur.
Perhaps your relative
Perspective is correct.
Image Attribution:
By Booyabazooka - Parallax Example.png, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=1335592
written 4 Oct 2020
Categories:
attribution, perspective,
Form: Pleiades
Transparency And Blame
Written: by Miracle Man
3/14/2020
He preaches from a pulpit made entirely of glass,
who points the blame finger in another direction.
Oblivious to the fact it exhibits no class,
concern is felt only for personal deflection.
Attaching blame, never finds a problem's solution,
no matter the effort being spent in concealing.
Transparency would expose childish attribution,
exposing those things which too many aren't revealing.
“To err is human:
to blame it on the other guy is even more human”
Bob Goddard
Categories:
attribution, class, truth,
Form: Lyric
Along the ambrosial garden alleyway
of assorted colors, it appeared we ambled together
for ages, until an atrocious angst of afflicting storm
blew away all the flowers abloom for us.
As apathy rent asunder my dreams gone awry
the embrace of the empty amorous arms
avidly amassed the splinters of my shattered heart.
In the pull-apart arcane aperture of anguish
my ardent ardor dissipated away in thin arid air.
After all these agonizing years adrift alone,
a dazzling day dawned above the debris of hope.
With auspicious aura of attractive future fascinating
my appetency arose afresh as the dust of my dream.
The allure of the affable smile on your face aglow,
I once adored, amply assured me I could assuage
my acrid feeling and absolve myself of
the abysmal attribution of abject remorse.
When I accessed your aromatic ambiance
in abandoned garden with vestige assembled again,
I became an aspirant butterfly afloat
with the tapestry of winged ecstasy
on the adornment of your amazing beauty.
October 12, 2019
Categories:
attribution, angst, emotions, heartbreak, inspirational
Form: Free verse
The representation of the leg
fall too short when compared
to attributes above the waist
or that region of booty fame
gams extending to the foot
both the curves and the straight
attribution of delight
to the review of the eyes
the shapeliness that few deny
when honesty is applied
the delight of verity
only damned by devil’s lies
these edifice of angel’s breadth
recognized by vision’s bliss
defying nature in good jest
with perfection of the leg.
Categories:
attribution, beauty,
Form: Free verse
On the express basis of the unique premise of the creative write. One should implement their core genre; As an attribution toward success. We can’t sit back idle & expect help. The resistance is too strong. We must become ever more vigilant to this worthy cause. To family & friends. As time is allotted let us thank those who have contributed to the arts. Essentially, as a writer one must negate criticism. When it appeals to the whole populace at large. Poetrysoup demonstrates a given genre that illuminates this essential happiness to all!
Take baby steps each day live one day at a time as you strive to reach for success. Mistakes are what make you in the game of life but dream big. Write from the inner heart then you will light the spark to where you need to go. Try to inflate your ego by putting on the mindset of gratitude toward everyone. Lastly smile cause it’s contagious so put yours on for everyone to see.
Categories:
attribution, art,
Form: Free verse
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