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Monoku Series: General Hospital i had a brain mri last month as expected, they found nothing i asked could i do my own anesthetic doc said, "knock yourself out" last week i went to urgent care it felt neither urgent nor caring they had a specialist: her specialty is diseases of the rich she longs to open up her own clinic but doesn't have the patients my doc's advice: if you're skinny, don't eat fast if you're not, don't eat... fast! isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do, "practice"? overseen on a patient's chart: no fever or chills but spouse claims she was very hot in bed last night Humor Attribution: #3 - Edmo Snord, #4 - Tom Lehrer, #7 - George Carlin, all others found online and converted to monoku form by yours truly. Enjoy your Sunday, everybody!

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Susan Ashley

Date: 11/24/2022 9:46:00 AM

Dear PoBro, thank you for sharing the gift of merriment with this clever and light-hearted string of monoku. You are as fun and fabulous as always! The last one is especially giggle-worthy. Good for her! Or not..:( Love the word play! Happy thanksgiving to you, John. Warmest wishes and hugs.. ~your PS-PS <3

Line Gauthier

Date: 10/14/2022 5:04:00 AM

Thanks for the share, John ~

Sara Kendrick

Date: 8/20/2022 9:09:00 AM

I enjoyed the sharing of this humor. I needed a few chuckles today. Thanks for your visit to my blog. Our son still has some paralysis, numbness, and somewhat depressed as I probably would be in his condition. Sara

John Watt
Date: 8/26/2022 10:20:00 PM

Thank you for the visit Sara. I'm glad you could laugh at these, we all need humor from time to time. God bless ~ John

Paul Callus

Date: 8/13/2022 2:31:00 AM

Humour is the spice of life, John, and you have certainly spiced up my morning with these clever one-liners. I love play on words :) Regards // paul

John Watt
Date: 8/13/2022 7:13:00 PM

Glad you liked these Paul. Thanks for stopping by to let me know ~ John

Gershon Wolf

Date: 8/7/2022 8:12:00 PM

Very good, John. May I show these to my doctor?! Thanks for the laughs, gw

John Watt
Date: 8/7/2022 9:40:00 PM

Of course, I hope they keep your doctor in stitches!

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 8/7/2022 1:26:00 PM

A great laugh to end off my Sunday dear friend - HUMOR - how much we need to laugh in life. I read an article that someone who was diagnosed with cancer went out every day to buy a bunch of funny movies, before Netflix and Show max days, and laughed his cancer away, true or false he was brave enough to face doing this. However, my favorite is......They had a specialist, her speciality is diseases of the rich. Hope you are well my friend, Hugs and blessings Jennifer

John Watt
Date: 8/7/2022 9:05:00 PM

As they say, laughter is the best medicine. I love the movie rental idea. You, my friend, have brought much humour to this site - we should call you Dr. Jenn. (Reminds me of your fun poem, God's Waiting Room). Have a great week! Blessings and hugs ~ John

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 8/5/2022 10:31:00 PM

And now to your humor, I think the first and last ones tickled my funny bone the most :)

John Watt
Date: 8/6/2022 12:27:00 AM

Thanks for letting me know, Michelle. I've certainly had my share of doctor and hospital visits that were anything but funny, but sometimes you just have to look for the humor in it all.

Michael Tor

Date: 8/5/2022 11:00:00 AM

John your humor is much enjoyed here. It is a good thing to smile or laugh. It is good for the soul. Thanks for the smile today and have a wonderful day writing and thinking of some more funny Monuku's...

John Watt
Date: 8/6/2022 12:24:00 AM

Thank you, my friend. I appreciate your visit and am glad you found these amusing. I agree, it's good to have a few laughs every now and then

Paghunda Zahid

Date: 8/4/2022 12:43:00 AM

Haha freak monokus... Nicely penned John

John Watt
Date: 8/4/2022 10:27:00 AM

Thank you, Paghunda for thinking my monokus are freak. Hope you have a wonderful day ~ John

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/3/2022 4:57:00 PM

good to see these again . Soupmail me your wayward poem's title!

John Watt
Date: 8/4/2022 10:26:00 AM

Thanks Andrea. Soupmail on its way.

Harry Horsman

Date: 8/2/2022 10:32:00 PM

Wow Thanks John for bring these to us, so funny. Love them.

John Watt
Date: 8/2/2022 11:58:00 PM

Thanks for the thanks, Harry. Hope all is well in your corner of the world ~ John

Suzanne Delaney

Date: 8/2/2022 6:53:00 PM

Nice to have a some humor, John: Fun set of Monokus. Best, SuZ

John Watt
Date: 8/2/2022 9:00:00 PM

Glad you thought these were fun, SuZ. Thanks for stopping by ~ John

Paulette Calasibetta

Date: 7/31/2022 8:57:00 AM

Lol~very humorous write~but frankly “I went to urgent care it felt neither urgent nor caring”, that is unfortunately true. I enjoyed the read. Happy Sunday, :)Paulette

John Watt
Date: 8/2/2022 8:57:00 PM

Sad but true. Thanks for the visit, Paulette. Hope your week is going well ~ John

Tom Cunningham

Date: 7/31/2022 1:07:00 AM

Haha brilliant John, love the humour, a great start to the day. Hope you have a lovely weekend. Tom

John Watt
Date: 8/2/2022 9:00:00 PM

Thank you Tom for the kind words. Luke you, I try to bring a smile from time to time. Hope you are feeling better, my friend ~ John