Artie Poems - Poems about Artie

Hello darkness my old friend I have come to you again.. running over something .. that being a Bridge over troubled water and in my footsteps I am thinking ... This is the sound of silence.. "...

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My pet alligator sits under my feet. He waits for food to fall while I simply eat. He likes to chase the ball and bite with his sharp teeth. His claws are super pointy, and he walks upon a leash. He’s scaly without baths, Smelly when not clean. He’s very good at “sit,” And trained to not be mean. He likes the...

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Complaining of his marriage for thirty-odd years He highballed his eyeballs, comforting his tears The barkeep asked, what's troubling you son? He poured out his life; I'm finished! I'm done! The woman I married has turned into a nag What I wouldn't give to be rid of that hag Cheer up my friend, I have what you need I know of a...

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When Artie Shaw Was the King of Swing His liquorice stick Was made to sing With a beat To tap your toe too Or melodies To serenade you Swing to get the kids A jumping Tunes to get the blood A pumping Artie Shaw and his Tuneful clarinet The King of Swing Was as good as they get...

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A guy named Artie walks into a bar... There he sees three men from afar... He is out of money, so his mind starts to think... I will rob each one near the bathroom sink... The first comes in and Artie grabs him and chokes him for a quarter... The second walks in and Artie does the same while two...

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Lil' ol' Artie the Ant, Mosin' down the ant trail, With his three pairs of shoes, Happened upon Freddy, That wasn't good news... See ants gotta' follow a specific trail, They can't branch off on their own, And Freddy was blocking the way, And Artie hadn't an Ant Cell Phone... So he was stuck in that spot, He let out an Ant Groan... But Ant's are...

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