Arse Poems - Poems about Arse

...Vladimir Putin needs a swift ****-bootin'! Stop inflicting so much pain on the brave people of Ukraine! ......Read the rest...

...Detailing delicate defecation debacle Otherwise wordily titled: pooped out after pouring bucketfuls of water into place of ablutions all the while skipping to my loo umpteen times courtesy ba......Read the rest...

... narcissists with huge egos slither and slink ~ hmmm, what would Rumi think a sly smile on their lips, thinking it's a disguise ~ not from many eyes having an overly aggressive attitude ~ it's......Read the rest...

... The post office parcel farce Those in charge a little bit harsh asleep at the wheel give them a bonus hundreds and hundreds and nobody noticed The honours awarded Community se......Read the rest...

...Font Din Black so u real??? Warning! The following choppy, batty, dopey: elegy = flaky, goofy, history: iffy, jumpy, kooky: loopy, matty, nappy, nippy, sketchy material prone to find the r......Read the rest...

...Dumpers The gal with the **** cannon Let’s one rip a right good fart You can smell it from here It smells of baked beans And mushy peas plus cabbage I wonder what it’s like When she takes a du......Read the rest...

...Dead Head Some are hard to work with Others are easy to deal with Some are real pains in the ing **** I know many like this Both male and female They bug you like a sore toe Try ......Read the rest...

...**** Hat The American was an **** hat A real screw ball idiot Who didn’t care what people thought She did this and that what she wanted A new tattoo left nipple coloured dark green ......Read the rest...

...We embarked on an adventure That was quite quixotic A scientific dream quencher Searching for exotics We started where we thought made sense Out on the sunning docks Where perhaps there’d be ......Read the rest...

...Mother was away, plucking hens So I got my mead, in the special hip flask Sat by the fence, just by the green Time slipped along, Ken joined me there And the day was bo......Read the rest...

..."ode to Odorono" have you ever thought you were stuck in a half ass movie with Morgan Freeman narrating your every god given move but then you quietly try going going to th......Read the rest...

..."****" F you if you drop your "R's" because then friend becomes fiend......Read the rest...

...Is Donald Trump a saint or a sinner? This question hangs in bars and in corridors of power This man, Trump, is habitually torn to shreds, by political editors representing the opposition, while......Read the rest...

...Devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump... The demagogue reincarnate feels gifted to reign supreme captivates, glorifies, lauds, renounces, yawps extreme views bellows dogmatic fulminations in......Read the rest...

...Somewhere the snooty scholars of the world quietly locked inside their dusty hall Under the dim light of a candle’s flame decide which label to put upon us all I see them now with my book in th......Read the rest...