Best Arse Poems
Below are the all-time best Arse poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of arse poems written by PoetrySoup members
Shall I Compare Thee To Your Mother's ****Shall I compare thee to your mother's ****?
Thou aren’t more lovely, but more flatulent.
Rough winds do shake it; and bring on a farce
And all her...
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Categories:
arse, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, happiness, health,
Form:
Sonnet
Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be BawdyCOME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES ...
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Categories:
arse, giggle, jobs,
Form:
Limerick
Warning - Certain Poets May Wish To Change Their NameWell guys I’m going to tell you a secret
You don’t really know me
I have not been honest
I am not who I say I am
Yesterday...
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Categories:
arse, humorous,
Form:
Narrative
Chasing FootprintsCHASING FOOTPRINTS
Some feet are bigger than others
none bigger than those
left by your brothers -
that you tried to fill.
The foot that Dad
would put “right up ‘ur...
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Categories:
arse, growing up, humor, introspection,
Form:
Verse
Matters of the HeartBalaclava'd minister in a lanky limousine
Condomised personality inside a broken mask
Skewered chopsticks serve pieces of Pancolin
Toilet paper dolphins to wipe his weary ****
Ave Maria.. Amanita...
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Categories:
arse, holocaust,
Form:
Free verse
TestamentMy father's abeng blew up my mother's womb
And I was chained there
Nine months in darkness drinking blood
Longing for my resurrection from the tomb
Longing to break...
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Categories:
arse, politicalme, history, me,
Form:
Free verse
Lines To Live By Thanks M WMarriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
Every woman knows,...
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Categories:
arse, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend
Form:
Acrostic
Ambush, ResumeI walked with ease
a comfortable moment after sunset,
I wore clean, comfortable skin
and comfortable, casual attire.
Past glowing shopfronts
on clean, wide pavements,
warm evening slowly darkened,
a good time...
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Categories:
arse, metaphor,
Form:
Free verse
My Least Favorite ThingsTo the tune of.. “These are a Few of my Favorite Things“.
Bass boomers spreading their mis’ry in traffic
Craving attention and driving me spastic,
Not caring an...
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Categories:
arse, funny, me, light, green,
Form:
Rhyme
Ufo's Believe It Or NotU nderstandably pleasing everyone is not possible. She wrings her hands
f or even under the best of circumstances, those who wish to take
o ffensive will,...
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Categories:
arse, mythology,
Form:
Acrostic
Leaves TalkingHe called me a fat stupid old sow
Said my **** was the size of a cow!
So now we’re not talking
In fact, I am walking
From his...
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Categories:
arse, body, humorous, leaving, relationship,
Form:
Limerick
Denser Not Mensa Part 1- CollaborationAn old gal applied to join Mensa
Gee she couldn’t be any denser
She went in the wrong door
On the thirty third floor
And there she enrolled as...
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Categories:
arse, humorous, irony,
Form:
Limerick
Heaven's AnswerFrom the error of my ways
in the blink of one's eyes
falling backwards I called out
Oh God please save me
Inside the crunch mercy...
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Categories:
arse, angel, blessing, faith, god,
Form:
Verse
A Young Man's GameSlipping on tinkles ain't easy my boy
When zippers get stuck it can be a pain
The thing that I hold once gave me such joy
Now it's...
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Categories:
arse, age, perspective,
Form:
Sonnet
Donald Trump Re Ducks I GooseAxe the old Don, a trump peter n piper
of incredulous hellish crud - be gone
ha air brushed pompous ****
Sunkist...
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Categories:
arse, 12th grade, abuse, anger,
Form:
Imagism