If It Bit Her In the Arse

She would not understand specificity If it bit her in the ****, If it smacked her in the eye, or if it Rolled her around in a bed. “All green-eyed people have fat legs,” she says. What about her? I ask. “She is the exception,” she states, generalizing everyone. “All caramel haired people wear beanies.” What about that one? I point out. “His must have blown off.” She would not understand specificity If it struck her cheek, or double cheeks, or ran over her foot in a car. “All size 9 people wear open-toed shoes.” Even in the winter? I ask. “Especially in the winter,” she explains. Has generalizing people ever worked for you? I ask snottily. “Of course,” she replies. “I am a people expert.” Specificity, a words she will never learn or fully-know. Written: 4-27-2019 Contest: Specificity Sheri Fresonke Harper