If It Bit Her In the Arse

She would not understand specificity
If it bit her in the ****,
If it smacked her in the eye, or if it
Rolled her around in a bed.

“All green-eyed people have fat legs,” she says.
What about her? I ask.
“She is the exception,” she states, generalizing everyone.

“All caramel haired people wear beanies.”
What about that one? I point out.
“His must have blown off.”

She would not understand specificity
If it struck her cheek,
or double cheeks,
or ran over her foot in a car.

“All size 9 people wear open-toed shoes.”
Even in the winter? I ask.
“Especially in the winter,” she explains.

Has generalizing people ever worked for you? I ask snottily.
“Of course,” she replies. “I am a people expert.”
Specificity, a words she will never learn or fully-know.



Written: 4-27-2019
Contest: Specificity
Sheri Fresonke Harper

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019



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Date: 4/28/2019 8:55:00 PM
Funny as hell. I laughed like a hyena. Thanks for the madness and g.l. in the contest. :) gw
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/29/2019 2:22:00 AM
The contest matters not now, Gershon. Thanks to your comment, I have won the prize!
Date: 4/28/2019 4:14:00 PM
Well penned Caren. Panagiota
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/29/2019 2:23:00 AM
Thank you my friend; I know one well who generalizes all groups of people, all shapes of people, and all sizes of people. it drives me NUTS!
Date: 4/28/2019 2:59:00 PM
ha! a delightful nailing-of-obnoxiousness, caren! cracked me up...
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/28/2019 4:11:00 PM
Thank you Ilene. I did not like seeing the stars, but at least by my title you got my drift.
Date: 4/28/2019 2:29:00 PM
I am amazed at how people can be blind to the truth, even as it smacks them in the face!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/28/2019 4:12:00 PM
It is because they have on BLINDERS, and are proud of them, Michelle.
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