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Arse About Face - Bawdy Limerick

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Some use hemorrhoid cream on their face In my eyes,it is not the right place But they ‘pile’ it all on Till the tube is all gone I won’t use our tube just in case Just imagine if you’d used your finger On your piles cos you had a humdinger But your wrinkles need lube and you reuse that tube on that note I’ve leave you to linger!! Based on an article about people using this cream to shrink their facial wrinkles ***** about face means 'something that is contrary to what is expected' 4/14/18

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 4/29/2018 11:24:00 PM

Great play on words too Jan. The things that some people go to, to regain their youthful looks - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 4/30/2018 4:11:00 AM

Thanks Lindsay so good to have you back my friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 4/17/2018 9:07:00 AM

Hey, Jan, are you SURE 'Arse about Face' isn't just 100% literal?! LOL! ... What a humdinger this one is. (I'd wondered whatever happened to 'Preparation H' anyway. Ha-ha.) Ta-ta, ~Gershon

Jan Allison
Date: 4/17/2018 9:38:00 AM

I think you can still get the cream as I found that ad for it, and you are the first one to comment on the title was very deliberately chosen lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 4/16/2018 11:24:00 AM

OMG Jan, you keep ramping it up!! I will keep my wrinkles or try cucumbers Happy Monday xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 4/16/2018 11:45:00 AM

lol Thanks Mike:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 4/15/2018 3:00:00 PM

LMAO, hilarious

Jan Allison
Date: 4/15/2018 3:03:00 PM

hee hee glad you enjoyed Jack:-) hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams

Date: 4/15/2018 2:02:00 PM

You have no shame and I love it!!! That's crazy. I have heard that would work too, but didn't really want to get sh-t faced!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/15/2018 2:07:00 PM

ha ha ha thanks Pat:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray

Date: 4/15/2018 9:19:00 AM

I'm sure the first think they would say is"Oh, s**t!"

Jan Allison
Date: 4/15/2018 9:37:00 AM

ha ha ha- hugs jan xx

Viv Wigley

Date: 4/15/2018 12:12:00 AM

..and why I typed 'Andrea, I've no idea, Jan. Then again , I've only been up half an hour . Colin x

Jan Allison
Date: 4/15/2018 2:41:00 AM

Sleep well Colin:-) hugs STAN lol xxx

Viv Wigley

Date: 4/15/2018 12:11:00 AM

I think there was one word in it that would be my downfall, Andrea x

Jan Allison
Date: 4/15/2018 2:41:00 AM

lol:-) I had to check and Andrea's not even read it lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley

Date: 4/14/2018 6:52:00 PM

Personally, I would use it as I have the cheek, Jan. Thanks for the smile x

Jan Allison
Date: 4/14/2018 6:55:00 PM

Glad i could make you smile Mr Viv, You should have posted that limerick you sent me would have made others giggle:-) big hugs Jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 4/14/2018 5:01:00 PM

Jan, this is so funny, I could not imagine using the "preparation" on my face ! I would rather have the wrinkle. As usual your limerick is wonderfully done ~

Jan Allison
Date: 4/14/2018 5:04:00 PM

Thanks ConstanceIi wasn't sure how it would be received so am delighted with the comments:-) hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 4/14/2018 3:14:00 PM

LOL! I had heard about that. I've been waiting for the topic to receive the right treatment ;p you so funny Jan LOVE!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/14/2018 3:16:00 PM

ha ha ha @ right treatment Mo, you know me if I get inspired it comes out in a limerick lol:-) hugs jan xx

Christopher Goss

Date: 4/14/2018 2:18:00 PM

Ha ha, a very fun write!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/14/2018 2:21:00 PM

Thanks Christopher, i changed the title from 'a real bum dinger' lol:) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 4/14/2018 1:55:00 PM

- Yes, I've really read it ... it's not a joke, guys ! - Many try EVERYTHING to avoid old age :))) - Wrinkles .... a natural part of life ... some have a lot others less ... and "some use hemorrhoid cream on their face" :)))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/14/2018 2:00:00 PM

I'm so glad you've read about it too Anne-Lise and I LOVE that second comment lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 4/14/2018 1:58:00 PM

* 2 tubes are important: one for face and one for the ass ... mark them with HUGE LETTERS !!!

Tom Cunningham

Date: 4/14/2018 1:17:00 PM

Haha ,people actually use pile cream for wrinkles? I hope they saved some for their actual piles because they say they're painful.Cheaper than a face lift but I think they're making an ass of themselves .

Jan Allison
Date: 4/14/2018 1:24:00 PM

lol@making an ass of themselves, yes people do it to reduce wrinkles under their eyes, i saw some pics of them having a severe reaction.If people do use it then Ii just hope they have 2 tubes which are clearly labelled which end they are to be used on lol:-) hugs jan xx