Arse Hat

**** Hat The American was an **** hat A real screw ball idiot Who didn’t care what people thought She did this and that what she wanted A new tattoo left nipple coloured dark green Right ear extended elf like Having sex with 70 year old men Just for the Hell of it Not to get their cash A real **** hat gal She was a local character One whom people detested Crossed the road to avoid Yet she was smart could argue On vague stupid topics Her real name was Dawn In reality they called her slang Names unprintable here She’s the **** hat gal Full of crap a real lunkhead Imagine if you were her So full of **** hat !