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Funny Age Poems

These Funny Age poems are examples of Age poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Age Funny poems written by international poets.


the most important
The most important

Fine drizzle over the bay, falling slowly and hesitantly
as preparing for a proper deluge  
Who knows, perhaps it will not happen, and the sun
will...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: age, 2nd grade, 7th grade,



How Did You Care To Love Someone Like Me
How did you care to love someone like me
Whose name is burdensome for you to bear
A boy whose reputation suffers glee
And whose tomorrow uncertainties scare

How...

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Categories: addiction, age, art, break

The Golden Perils
How’s your finger? 
                     ...

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Categories: age, fate, funny, how

Tiktok
Here comes a generation of substance.
Trouble lies, her name is Constance
Future of tomorrow caught with substance
Imagine Janet, Judith, Tiktok for instance.

Looking Hot another name for...

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Categories: age, analogy, baby, devotion, education,

Premium Member The Aged Combatants
Their fists were of furious intent,
But backs were too aged and bent.
It wasn't the seizing,
But rather the wheezing,
That both to the hospital sent....

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Categories: age, anger, character, funny,



Untitled In Age
my peace of mind is quite fine,
the pieces of fine however make up for lack of time!

this time is not the one that you crave...

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Categories: age, america, angst, art, death,

Work Harder: A Collection of Today’s New Stories
1.)
Gutter bed for a hope held ransom, 
Three bottles opened, 
Drunk reflections of my mirror got me feeling handsome. 
Can’t go a day. 
I can’t...

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© R.P. Grcic  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: absence, age, angst, anxiety,

spring morning
Spring Morning

today, waking up, it was warmer, the winter 
had been cold at times, freezing electric heating
is not for those with a slim wallet

Today, we will...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: absence, adventure, age,

Premium Member Pissy-Pants
I announce a decree,
overactive bladder, pee frequently.
I must haste to and fro,
because I just really have to go.
Gangway, vacate the loo,
or I'm going to splash...

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Categories: age, 6th grade, 7th grade,

The boy from my 5 classes again
Sometimes he’s next to me. Close enough that the air feels different, like something charged is sitting between us. My stomach does that thing, tightens,...

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Categories: 10th grade, age, anger,

Kitsch give me a sign to go
Kitsch, give me a 
Sign 
To go 

It’s kinda funny how 
life 
goes on 

While you sit in a corner 
all 
alone 

The saturday blues...

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© Daisy Cho  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: 9th grade, age, confusion,

Premium Member I'm retired and live in a small, mobile home
I'm retired and live in a small, mobile home,
about 5600 miles from the outskirts of Rome,
about 7200 miles from the waters of the Ganges,
and about...

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© Rio Jansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: 12th grade, age, funny,

Premium Member A Limerick-Composing Old Man
A limerick-composing old man
Devised a most devious plan.
Rejecting convention,
I fear I must mention,
He fried all his verse in a pan....

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Categories: age, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member When You Get Old
When you are old not much seems new
But technology trolls and cars suck too
I like the old cars with frames solid heavy
Does good a heart...

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Categories: age, america, appreciation, art,

Premium Member What's the capitol of South Dakota
Made a cuppa coffee this morning
Forgot about it
I think I ate breakfast
Can’t remember what
I combed my hair
Singular
Musta brushed my teeth
They’re back in my mouth
I wear...

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Categories: age, funny, wisdom,


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