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Funny Age Poems

These Funny Age poems are examples of Age poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Age Funny poems written by international poets.

My view to a life that corrupts our minds
"It's funny within the life we all live in,
Think of regret,
Of things that are no longer alive,
Questions of things thought are the opposites of our...

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Categories: age, anxiety, inspirational, philosophy,

Duper woman
I used to miss your touch, now your hands feel like claws

I used to melt in your stare, now your eyes come with bristles

I used...

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Categories: africa, age, feelings, freedom,

Premium Member Time Flies
thick hair, no hair, wow
young man, then older man now ...
it snuck up on us


Poetry form: Senryu

Photo credits:  Billion Photos via Canva Pro

At times...

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© Mark Toney  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: age, change, hair, life,

From The Couch
From the Couch (3/7/23)

From the couch
I see all
When they stand
And when they fall

I lean back
On the couch
Change to chill
From a grouch

From the couch
I give orders

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Categories: age, funny, humorous, parents,

Premium Member wig, out
he’d bought a skull rug for that spot
high on his head where hair was not

but …

it brought him rash and scalp decay -
one horrid nightmare’s...

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Categories: age, funny, hair, humor,

Premium Member 7-11
What seven-eleven brings to mind for me ~
the cherry cola slurpee

A treat enjoyed as a child ~
now wouldn’t be made to drink by horses wild


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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: age, change, food,

Getting Old
Getting Old

I used to look so young and slim
I could wear anything I chose
now I buy from tent shops
it's the only way to get clothes


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Categories: age, body, change, funny,

Inferiority complex as a kid, adolescent and emerging adult
Inferiority complex as a kid, adolescent and emerging adult

Yours truly (an amazingly,
gracefully, and markedly modest
passively aging baby boomer -
formerly introverted long haired
pencil necked geek),
prattling wordsmith...

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Categories: age, 11th grade, 12th grade,

Premium Member Quote To Life
In youth we can do all things.                  ...

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Categories: age, dream, truth, words,

Premium Member No Blue Hair
No blue hair or curls for me.
I’ll grow old naturally.
Hanging breasts and flattened bum,
crooked teeth and graying gum.
Sagging knees and chicken skin,
sunny spots and double...

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Categories: age, beauty, funny, hair,

Premium Member 1970 To 1979
I am Farrah Fawcett,
Poster on the wall. 
  I am a rotary phone,
When I made a call. 

   I am, Boss,
it’s the...

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Categories: age, history,

Interviewee in trouble
A question like a ramrod
Could an interviewee hit like rod:
For The Recklessly Unprepared 
And the sure disaster prepaid…

As question waits for the rare gem,
Heard slight...

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Categories: age, career, cry, education,

Premium Member Friday Night Check-ins
Friday Night Check-ins

The days have been calm and collected.
The guests have been happy, content.
The weekday staff scurry out from the hotel
To avoid the upcoming event.


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Categories: age, england, funny, humor,

Premium Member Believe it or Not
My heart reaches the destination of dimensions 
near the cliff of face-paced thinkers.
The greetings were friendly because
 grace was in the shadows of living!
So was...

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Categories: adventure, age, appreciation, best

Premium Member Eighty
Bacon and eggs each morning his treat
Chocolate and candy and all that's sweet
No helmet with pedal
No seat belt to meddle
Making eighty years old was no...

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Categories: age, birthday,