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Adipose Poems

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I wax poetic as lifeblood imperceptibly wanes
Aging baby boomer
no longer fit as a fiddle
accumulating extra adipose tissue
around the middle
ain't no impossible mission
whence thumbs I twiddle
to shed unwanted 
weight methinks exorcise to unriddle.

Call to action necessitates
yours truly to acclimatize,
calling fitness trainer
whereby honed toned physique
(tubby synonymous with Adonis...Read More
Categories: adipose, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, abuse,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme



August 25th 2019 playing round of bouncy bouncy broke bed
August 25th, 2019 playing round of bouncy bouncy broke bed

Just before stroke o' midnight
slated date above zee wife,
i.e. the missus, aboot
same width and height
(quite an oompa loompa),
she presented quite

oh...somewhat garrulous,
hilarious, illustrious...sight,
what with her
swelled up Betelgeuse orange
flesh somewhat sunkist bright
strove to...Read More
Categories: adipose, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form: Free verse
USDA dose of jocularity doth not compute
fatty deposit usurped
my washboard physique
I can no longer lay claim
as pencil necked geek
mute tinny utterances futile

to write and/or speak
as recourse to cope with
displeasing body morphology
tis good n plenti humor I seek
to offset feeling morose, and

regular exercise regime to tweak
objectionable physiognomy,
would...Read More
Categories: adipose, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form: Bio
Premium Member The Inflated Nation
The Inflated Nation!

Americans growing wider by the minute!
Is there  a Russian collusion behind this illusion?
(Now, there's a breaking news headline
with real meat in it)

(Mashed potatoes, ah,don't forget, 
drowning in a greasy, gravy pit?)
Served at your table, by your waiter, 
most able, Michael Avennati.
Yes,...Read More
Categories: adipose, food, health, inspiration,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Squelch

I heard the squelch of death again -
or was it just a neutron firing
deep within my boggy brain,

or possibly a cell expiring
down amongst a mucus mess?
It could have been my heart perspiring

(that may be a thing I guess)
or, deep down...Read More
Categories: adipose, body, death, humor, humorous,
Form: Terza Rima



Filched Physiognomy Mine
Filched Physiognomy - Mine!

Absolute zero escape
velocity guts dance
sing days (contra and square),
cuz metabolic full abundance
abdominal adipose tissue acceptance
not in accordance

with light as a feather
miss lost acquaintance
the boy within forced admittance
as sure man tanks of fat did advance
shotgun marriage demanded allegiance
to...Read More
Categories: adipose, age, anxiety, betrayal, conflict, grief, health, mirror,
Form: Free verse
Trouble At The North Pole
Santa has a problem,
Mrs. Claus is really sore,
Working one whole day a year,
She hardly sees him anymore.
Even on his days off
He's hanging out with elves,
Or playing games with reindeer,
Or restocking toyshop shelves.
Could it be that he no longer thinks she's...Read More
Categories: adipose, christmas, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Trump Big Bunch of Bull
Trump Big Bunch of Bull

Trump is truly a big bunch of bull,
Whose bags have become all full,
With dose,
Of adipose,
And dense has been clumsy skull.

Am over 6,000 poems now.

Jim Horn

...Read More
Categories: adipose, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Ongepatshket Torqued Skewed Reflection
When e'er i chance
     to steel a passing glance
     in the mirror hairline fractures appear
than 'afore long
 
     snap, crackle, pop
     becomes crystal clear,
whence...Read More
Categories: adipose, 11th grade, 12th grade, age, body, fate,
Form: Free verse
Trump and Things Inherent
Trump and Things Inherent

Trump has abused another migrant;
He prefers things that are inherent;
His adipose,
Is gross;
Separated a child from their parent.

Jim Horn

We already have almost 20 million 
children who have mental problems.
Less than 70 years ago one of them 
was trump....Read More
Categories: adipose, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick



Redoubtable Pestiferous Nemesis
Affliction with mental illness beasts sans,
     depression, panic/ anxiety
     obsessive compulsive disorder
     didst for most of my lix splitting life zap

psychological state plagued with
    ...Read More
Categories: adipose, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, emotions,
Form: Bio
For Jack Ellison and More
Here A Buck and There A Buck

We never wanted to make a buck;
You and I have been nip and tuck;
Poems love writing;
Each other inviting;
Out more poems we should shuck.

(Before gold someone else struck.)

Jim Horn

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Do you remember those days. I just...Read More
Categories: adipose, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
YIKES I GOT MAN BOOBS
with noticeable burgeoning bosom in the offing, ahoy
this baby faced blubbery bosom beastie boy
fast becoming a bra man,
and might hire himself out
as a male wet nurse for employ

ment, cuz when stark naked on shark tank,
I behold two bopping, brewing, busting
flap...Read More
Categories: adipose, adventure, age, anxiety, creation, dad, funny, sexy,
Form: Romanticism
Use For Composing Poems With
Some parts of poem to think about using in other poems.

Mention Apprehension
What I really had been meaning to mention,
Is that when there is a lot of apprehension,
May bother,
Each other,
And always affected by all the pretension.
Jim Horn

With deep regret mind was...Read More
Categories: adipose, allegory, analogy,
Form: I do not know?
To Much Adipose
To Much Adipose

Too much adipose
I suppose as body grows
Long extends my noose.

Is that what happens when
you are compelling and will
be telling a lie?

Clam up of course is what people
usually do when they realize
that their body has been
over baked like Trump's...Read More
Categories: adipose, allegory, analogy, philosophy,
Form: Haiku
Trump Is Gross
Trump Is Gross

There is no doubt Trump is gross
Around waist has much adipose
Small hands and lips that pucker
And definitely is a dumb clucker
Actually thinks that he is verbose.

Jim Horn...Read More
Categories: adipose, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Thoreau's Question
On this Eid, as your sumum bonum 
Is consumerism and as your soul is 
Mortgaged to the Federal Reserve Bank
And hedonism, your mental wish-list has been
Inked on ‘things-to-dos’. The catalogue is
Quite impressive. Apart from the toddler,
On your lap, often you...Read More
Categories: adipose, philosophy,
Form: Didactic
May You Show Me Symbols If I Am Loved Back
Your kindheartedness just drive me drowsy like the day when
I took over dose
And remember I just be in motion so witlessly heartbroken just suppose
Even when I look so yawning into your eyes I hardly see
love is adipose
Come to common dearest...Read More
Categories: adipose, courage, encouraging, i love you, love,
Form: Rhyme
May You Show Me Symbols If I Am Loved Back
Your kindheartedness just drive me drowsy like the day when
I took over dose
And remember I just be in motion so witlessly heartbroken just suppose
Even when I look so yawning into your eyes I hardly see
love is adipose
Come to common dearest...Read More
Categories: adipose, pain, poems, poetry, relationship, truth,
Form: Rhyme
Justice
Sometimes everybody hurts
All the time I hurt
I read the manual
Weighed the options
Slammed the door shut
To my conscience
And it knocks ceaselessly
And it wails like a lamb in search of its mother
Negligence on my part
Ignorance?
Think looong 
live lethargic
loose
don’t lose
and as if this...Read More
Categories: adipose, abuse, anger, bullying, feelings, freedom, murder,
Form: I do not know?
To Bare My Bones
Sometimes I visit pro-anoretic 
things

Out of curiosity
Out of concern
A desire to relate?
A strange urge to study the 
sick.

Am I one of them?

But every time
The more thinspiration
Self-motivation
And self-hatred that I see,

The hungrier I get
The more I feel my waist
The more I...Read More
Categories: adipose, beautiful, beauty, body, food, health, introspection,
Form: Free verse
Anther Story
Wipe away your tears,
time to fight monster with monster
and chase away all of your fears
with metal smooth and cool;
douse the burn of pain.
A simple flick of the wrist
turn on up, reveal a vein
to drown sorrow in familiar
red haze. Roll up...Read More
Categories: adipose, angst, sad
Form: Rhyme