Long Adipose Poems
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Goodbye Six Pack Hello Poetry Scribes
Goodbye six pack hello* poetry scribes
My poetic side COSMOFUNNEL
wordsmith thanks tumblr in his noggin
ofttimes triggering babbling brook
to swell after deluge
becoming stream of consciousness runnel
carving, gouging, and liquidating topography
qua zee mow toe natural formed...
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Categories:
adipose, adventure, angst, april, body, father, hair, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Awaiting a growth spurt that never happened
Awaiting a growth spurt that never happened
When a boy,
I wanted to be as tall as my father
(he passed away October seventh
two thousand and twenty
linkedin to congestive heart failure),
who stood at his prime
about six feet and...
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Categories:
adipose, 12th grade, 9th grade, anger, angst, birth,
Form:
Free verse
Ongepatshket Torqued Skewed Reflection
Ongepatshket torqued skewed reflection
drawn courtesy lots of byte size chalk.
When e'er I summon fat chance
to empower me self with courage
and steal a passing glance
in the mirror then instantaneously
hairline fractures appear
than 'afore long
snap,...
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Categories:
adipose, 12th grade, adventure, america, celebration, confidence, february,
Form:
Rhyme
Spore your appreciation, edification, information
Spore your appreciation, edification, information...,
orchestration, and utilization,
a moss fungi (fun guy) attests his marriage
synonymous with symbiotic relationship.
Nostalgic acquiescence about fictitious life,
oblivescence about current travails
and reminiscence about
transcendence into utopia
prompts me to revisit livingsocial,
now that yours truly
among...
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Categories:
adipose, adventure, age, anxiety, betrayal, creation, fate, father,
Form:
Rhyme
Filched formerly anatomical slender man me! Thus I take a pot belly stance!
Filched formerly anatomical slender man - me! Thus I take a pot belly stance!
Absolute zero escape
velocity gutted dance
sing days (contra and square),
cuz metabolic full abundance
abdominal adipose tissue acceptance
not in accordance
with light as a feather
physique I...
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Categories:
adipose, 11th grade, 12th grade, absence, anxiety, appreciation,
Form:
Free verse
Gratitude For Running Water On Tap
Gratitude for running water on tap...
and heat flowing with a snap
After shaving and showering,
yours truly feels winsome
though morose seeing
unwanted adipose "love handles"
inflating mine abdomen and tum
unanimously decided courtesy quorum
losing washboard stomach
finds me uncomfortably numb,
which...
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Categories:
adipose, 12th grade, america, angel, appreciation, blessing, business,
Form:
Rhyme
I Wax Poetic As Lifeblood Imperceptibly Doth Wane
I wax poetic as lifeblood imperceptibly doth wane
Mine body electric analogous
to Google map pronounced
with arteries and countless varicose vein
visible popping blood vessels
leeches haven grand old time
at expense of poor sucker...
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Categories:
adipose, adventure, anxiety, body, character, december, farewell, inspiration,
Form:
Rhyme
The Inflated Nation
The Inflated Nation!
Americans growing wider by the minute!
Is there a Russian collusion behind this illusion?
(Now, there's a breaking news headline
with real meat in it)
(Mashed potatoes, ah,don't forget,
drowning in a greasy, gravy pit?)
Served at your table,...
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Categories:
adipose, food, health, inspiration,
Form:
Rhyme
Reading As An Oasis Amidst Turbulent Emotional Travails
Metaphorical troubled waters deluge
pitched me to and fro,
analogous to ghosts
that haunted Ebenezer Scrooge,
yours truly violently tossed
impossible mission to experience refuge
except when deeply engrossed
between bound pages
thick and juicy tome one garden variety
generic bookworm doth ravish
escape courtesy...
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Categories:
adipose, adventure, allusion, destiny, drink, metaphor, mythology, september,
Form:
Free verse
Filched Physiognomy Mine Revisited
Filched Physiognomy – Mine revisited!
Absolute zero escape
velocity guts dance
sing days (contra and square),
cuz metabolic full abundance
abdominal adipose tissue acceptance
not in accordance
with light as a feather
miss lost acquaintance
the boy within forced admittance
as sure man tanks of...
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Categories:
adipose, absence, addiction, age, angst, april, basketball, body,
Form:
Free verse
Invocation of Pinkies In Air When Supping Or Drinking
I adopt dainty etiquette
when quenching thirst or dining
to buzzfeed growling beast
inside me tummy.
The missus requests obedience
raising both my little fingers in the air
upon taking beverage or repast to lips.
Additionally, she also requires I
(well healed husband...
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Categories:
adipose, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure,
Form:
Free verse
Unorthodox nonestablismentarian epitome
Unorthodox nonestablismentarian epitome
Describes celibate bent aegis.
Mein kampf illustrates gravitas.
Underdog muted lest intimidation
think bully brandishing fist in my face
threatening to buzzfeed me
a brassy knuckle sandwich.
While breezily reading Judy Bloom,
(whose material geared
toward young adult)
book titled Blubber...
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Categories:
adipose, 7th grade, 8th grade, abuse, analogy, bullying,
Form:
Free verse
A Former Slender Man Lapsed Unitarian Anorexic
A former slender man (lapsed Unitarian anorexic)...
deplores adipose tissue gain
No Holiday music can soothe savage beast
washboard abdomen weight watcher's dream fleeced
skinny bag of lovely bones permanently leased
body snatcher somewhere amidst policed
madding crowd of carolers singing,
where...
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Categories:
adipose, 7th grade, absence, age, beauty, boy, character,
Form:
Rhyme
Filched Physiognomy Mine
Filched Physiognomy - Mine!
Absolute zero escape
velocity guts dance
sing days (contra and square),
cuz metabolic full abundance
abdominal adipose tissue acceptance
not in accordance
with light as a feather
miss lost acquaintance
the boy within forced admittance
as sure man tanks of fat...
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Categories:
adipose, age, anxiety, betrayal, conflict, grief, health, mirror,
Form:
Free verse
Yikes I Got Man Boobs
with noticeable burgeoning bosom in the offing, ahoy
this baby faced blubbery bosom beastie boy
fast becoming a bra man,
and might hire himself out
as a male wet nurse for employ
ment, cuz when stark naked on shark tank,
I...
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Categories:
adipose, adventure, age, anxiety, creation, dad, funny, sexy,
Form:
Romanticism
I Wax Poetic As Lifeblood Imperceptibly Wanes
Aging baby boomer
no longer fit as a fiddle
accumulating extra adipose tissue
around the middle
ain't no impossible mission
whence thumbs I twiddle
to shed unwanted
weight methinks exorcise to unriddle.
Call to action necessitates
yours truly to acclimatize,
calling fitness trainer
whereby honed...
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Categories:
adipose, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, abuse,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Methacton High School Graduating Class Mcmlxxvii
diploma acquired magna cum laude – double entendre
Xlv years elapsed since
I (former long haired pencil necked geek)
bid alma mater adieu,
the quietest kid, who never said boo
nobody discerned handy dandy blues clue
what yours truly thought,
cause figurative...
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Categories:
adipose, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th
Form:
Rhyme
August 25th 2019 Playing Round of Bouncy Bouncy Broke Bed
August 25th, 2019 playing round of bouncy bouncy broke bed
Just before stroke o' midnight
slated date above zee wife,
i.e. the missus, aboot
same width and height
(quite an oompa loompa),
she presented quite
oh...somewhat garrulous,
hilarious, illustrious...sight,
what with her
swelled up Betelgeuse...
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Categories:
adipose, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Free verse
Usda Dose of Jocularity Doth Not Compute
fatty deposit usurped
my washboard physique
I can no longer lay claim
as pencil necked geek
mute tinny utterances futile
to write and/or speak
as recourse to cope with
displeasing body morphology
tis good n plenti humor I seek
to offset feeling morose, and
regular...
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Categories:
adipose, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Bio
Redoubtable Pestiferous Nemesis
Affliction with mental illness beasts sans,
depression, panic/ anxiety
obsessive compulsive disorder
didst for most of my lix splitting life zap
psychological state plagued...
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Categories:
adipose, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, emotions,
Form:
Bio
Essential Service During Lockdown
There was a girl at the height of her youth
Big bosomed and slim and yet quite uncouth
Then a virus took hold
She had been quite controlled
And then developed a rather sweet tooth
Will be good for your...
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Categories:
adipose, appreciation,
Form:
Limerick
Essential Service During Lockdown
There was a girl at the height of her youth
Big bosomed and slim and yet quite uncouth
Then a virus took hold
She had been quite controlled
And then developed a rather sweet tooth
Will be good for your...
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Categories:
adipose, appreciation,
Form:
Limerick
Trouble At the North Pole
Santa has a problem,
Mrs. Claus is really sore,
Working one whole day a year,
She hardly sees him anymore.
Even on his days off
He's hanging out with elves,
Or playing games with reindeer,
Or restocking toyshop shelves.
Could it be that...
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Categories:
adipose, christmas, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
To Bare My Bones
Sometimes I visit pro-anoretic
things
Out of curiosity
Out of concern
A desire to relate?
A strange urge to study the
sick.
Am I one of them?
But every time
The more thinspiration
Self-motivation
And self-hatred that I see,
The hungrier I get
The more I...
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Categories:
adipose, beautiful, beauty, body, food, health, introspection,
Form:
Free verse
Thoreau's Question
On this Eid, as your sumum bonum
Is consumerism and as your soul is
Mortgaged to the Federal Reserve Bank
And hedonism, your mental wish-list has been
Inked on ‘things-to-dos’. The catalogue is
Quite impressive. Apart from the...
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Categories:
adipose, philosophy,
Form:
Didactic