Abdominal Poems - Poems about Abdominal

...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited Upteenth instance where yours truly experienced assault upon hindquarters. A worse hellish fate than perdition and the closest in......

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...Cry like a man, I told my son. Leave nothing unfelt. Love is scarce and may yet run Leaving you nought but a pelt. Be brave, for true courage is when You act whilst filled with fear. I told h......

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... Written: April 09, 2025, for contest sponsored by Brian Strand ********************* sometimes there's soft sludge a harsh grip that creeps in secretly and vei......

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...Filched formerly anatomical slender man - me! Thus I take a pot belly stance! Absolute zero escape velocity gutted dance sing days (contra and square), cuz metabolic full abundance abdominal a......

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... New year, new goal. Laughter, a goal that provides many benefits. A wellness challenge. It makes the brain swim in dopamine. Is mo......

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...My Abdomen A great amount has been recorded about my 17-year-old abdomen. My pale stomach and intestines talk a great deal and sleep much less. I shut them up and keep them awake by dri......

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...February 27th, 2018 literary tinkering rejiggered October 11th, 2024 I believed fortune cookie maxim cryptic message couched Apple Macbook Pro update process alternately titled “markedly a L......

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...A Mother's Love Do you ever wonder at the love Mother's contain in their hearts? What will we not do for our offspring? Allow me to tell you about the mother who gave all for her children…...

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...Blech - impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea... When the entire mug awash with floating leavings by golly by gosh, sipping said herbal brew analogous challenge to eat spaghetti squas......

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...Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich revisited January 23rd, 2024 on the evening before yours truly (the one and only Matthew Scott Harris), a stand up comic wannabe, who historically......

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...Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang Ever since a young lad irritable bowel syndrome in my humble pinion wracked lower abdominal area gurgled and ballooned gastrointes......

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...An anticlimactic sexual event... with Barb Black née Beebee to help set the ghost of little Willy Brandt free (a non German, but germane fellow courtesy Craigslist classified personals of m......

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...Fretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle After experiencing a severe, albeit violent near lethal bout of irritable bowel syndrome (yesterday night August 30th, 2023) triggered courtesy dulcola......

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...Stricken with turbulence at about seventy two inches Yours truly issuing a deafening rebel yell bursting forth with such might courtesy cooking under pressure analogous to volcanic upswell, fo......

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...When a Country singer died, people felt sadness and pity. He died thirty years ago and his name was Conway Twitty. Conway sang "Tight Fittin' Jeans" and "I'd Love To Lay You Down". He died of an a......

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