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February 27th, 2018 literary tinkering rejiggered October 11th, 2024

February 27th, 2018 literary tinkering rejiggered October 11th, 2024 I believed fortune cookie maxim cryptic message couched Apple Macbook Pro update process alternately titled “markedly a Luke warm welcome Matt unfurled courtesy Jimmy John, who embarked on imp apostle bull mission going to find Mark Twain.” After wracking my brain deducing I declare what constituted impossible mission to delineate purpose of these words, after initialled written about six and a half years ago my best hunch (backed up while holed up in Notre Dame), I agonizingly dutifully didst attempt to distract anticipatory anxiety, (analogous to an expectant father) while delicate protracted procedure ticked away the minutes, where learned hands gingerly tweezered various and sundry state of the art electronic components while trained fingers instinctively, expertly, and admiringly wrought awesome results bitta bing bitta bang under the hood of cherished Apple product courtesy wizards hunkered down troubleshooting laptop to restore functioning of sophisticated electronic machine to ideal factory settings quality control capability promised nothing short of a miracle, whereby engrossed deep thinkers echoed the sound of silence thru the corridors of time olly olly gluten free ranging NON GMO, oxen oiled lubricated cloven hoof nsync cup aided toot tune to clacking choppers activated after this chap dialed up favorite technical director using his latest smarts vaunted from years of breathing, eating, and living malfunctioning circuits housed on motherboard exemplifying divine computer devices generated by brain child videre licet avast array of embedded electronic components back in the day Electronic Numerical Integrator and Computer (ENIAC), completed in 1946 necessitated taxing physical prowess additionally forced human interventionists to shout over din o'er loud grumbling within bowel of bulky binary beast of burden along vaguely similar scenario buzzfeeding abdominal anatomical beast easily appeased when yours truly a gluttonous gourmand, tasking me to commence upon ordering food glorious food, which magically and mysteriously appeared, after manifold fiery breath spewed by amazing dragons poof forming breath taking heart stopping mind bending sensational aural and visual feast low and behold wresting, teasing, releasing soundcloud an appetizer to sense and sensibility tete a tete while inhabiting (neigh – riding) caparisoned painted ponies segueing faux horse sense (animated, captured, framed and linkedin within carousel of time) courtesy tony Apple iPhone X - 256 GB Silver Verizon amazing pièce de résistance, sans technological fetes with CDMA/GSM ringtones, where a pleasant fecund female bot tilled voice didst greet prepping, priming, promoting Crowded House serving blue plate special of the Green day dis "FAKE" kin listener eagerly awaited: salivating, simulating sexual soothing sans savory souffle, the first culinary orgasmic savory dish, after aye parked, positioned, and plunked gluteus near swinging doors leading into kitchen, where this word maven strategically dip posited said maximus to attempt futile gastronomic endeavor tum maximize tempering torturous tenacious devastatingly deadly assault steaming enemy disarmed disguised, and dismantled, resplendent redolent redoubt digitally remastering and remixing non discerning indistinct aromas emanating from naked lunch to supper esse overwhelming paroxysms to gorge putting a ritzy lid on heated fiery dogged craving powder milk dog biscuits (an impossible mission), where oozing, licking, insinuating filaments commingled as cutthroat nemesis cooly whipped devastatingly weeknd ecstasy wickedly wafting, seducing, satiating, and salivating courtesy olfactory foramen, deflecting incessant onslaughts induced famished fellow to reevaluate, relinquish, and revisit his Weltanschauung soup per bowl, while simultaneously commandeering cutlery to attack, besiege, conquer condemning delegate of China ware without tea zing, thence indiscriminately marshaling choppers to set up base camp at Oral-B (heeding flying pie warnings, where shewing should desserts foe ment Hunger) eggs sauce er baited onslaught of herbaceous, fabulous, delicious, and bodacious culinary cuisine aromatic eats thoroughly teasing growling stomach steeping interminable suspenseful, seven star Michelin magicians empowered to transform most anything (such as bilge water, road kill or septic tank) gourmet experienced huckster longingly horny doubled as famished Norwegian Bachelor farmer, equating odoriferous garbage truck on par suckling swollen teats patience caved to restrain noshing impaling his strict credo on dustbin of his story never again ass chew gnawing even knuckles sandwich of fingers or toes squishy human digits texture of imported dates, which hunger artist experienced pangs voilà nothing short of Pan's Labyrinth lesson, did justice minimally satiated afterwards, a restauranteur hoof hall hues highbrow opinion, hence a short survey about ambience, yours truly will rate perhaps unwise of an every Jimmy John Joe gourmand tubby biased after an apple ala carte blanche preceded with delicious hors d'oeuvre high marks more nerve wracking than going on a blind date. And of course with enticing forkful of flagrant food Beep ping Update completely disrupted first mouthful.

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