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Blog Posted:1/4/2021 6:24:00 PM

Jan's are the Best

 

Funny limericks are a welcomed treat
They're comic relief that can't be beat
Jan's limericks are the best
Never dull, I will attest
Reading them makes my sad, sour days more sweet
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Date: 1/19/2021 9:01:00 AM
I've just logged back , having been absent for a while and am shocked that anyone would attack Jan's work as obscene ! She is a witty lady, who gives many a lift with her humorous view of everyday living . Jan , you write onnnnn. Seán ..
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/19/2021 12:49:00 PM
Thank you Sean, it is quite shocking that anyone would have done this. Luckily, it hasn't stopped her from writing her fun and bawdy limericks!
Date: 1/10/2021 7:43:00 AM
Jane's Limerick are the best Funnier than the rest If you don't like them you need not to read them All those who criticizing other Tarnishing their own character They think they are best But can't see good in rest Knowledge should make man humble But ego makes many stumble
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/10/2021 8:56:00 AM
Thank you Rama!
Date: 1/8/2021 2:23:00 PM
You're right, Tania, they can't be beat. The fact that she writes about any subject, even the 'taboo' ones is very appealing to me. We need more humor (oops, I mean humour) during these trying times! ~ John
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 1/9/2021 3:27:00 PM
John I've seen poems posted recently on 'lust' and they leave little to the imagination.. I feel I have never crossed the boundary into obscene or porn and by using innuendo it is down to a reader's imagination:-) hugs jan xx
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/8/2021 4:34:00 PM
Thank you John!
Date: 1/7/2021 1:53:00 PM
Jan's limericks are consistently great... I think Tom Cunningham's are too... Maybe we can make them Limerick Queen and King respectively, (if that's still 'permitted' in these days of 'gender correctness' --- may it, gender correctness, be eviscerated asap!)... Nice write, Tania! :) gw
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 1/8/2021 2:14:00 PM
Ive already been crowned Queen of Poop and got a diamante crown and tiara sent to me by an amazing soup. In fact i must get it from its box and wear it on my 'throne' lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/8/2021 5:20:00 AM
Ha ha, great idea Gershon!
Date: 1/7/2021 1:42:00 AM
LOve your humour, Jan, Harry
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 1/7/2021 4:26:00 AM
Thanks Harry, I am truly gobsmacked that anyone would consider my poems to be pornographic and intimate it in a public blog on soup. After 7 years on the site people know my style and if I write a bawdy limerick (as is permitted by nature of the form) i write bawdy limerick... but to have such poems deemed 'pornographic' beggars belief... but i will never give up trying to make folk smile:-) hugs jan
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/7/2021 2:21:00 AM
We all do, Harry!
Date: 1/7/2021 1:19:00 AM
This is such a wonderful tribute to a lovely lady, Jan:) great blog, Tania:) Jan is truly sweet, and so are you:)
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/7/2021 2:20:00 AM
Thank you Jo!
Date: 1/6/2021 11:37:00 AM
I totally agree:-) Alexis
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/6/2021 3:18:00 PM
Thank you Alexis! :)
Date: 1/5/2021 12:45:00 PM
Somebody should host a pickle limerick contest. That would be a real hoot.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 1/6/2021 7:18:00 AM
Looks like someone has already written one in readiness of a contest, I have objected via admin that my name being used in the title, got to pity their pathetic behaviour shame they act in such a way
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/5/2021 6:34:00 PM
I think you should Mark! :)
Date: 1/5/2021 11:11:00 AM
When Jan's got the scooper...her limericks are super duper.... not too brash... not too crass,,,, occasionally she'll drop a pooper
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/5/2021 6:35:00 PM
Ha ha, love it!
Date: 1/5/2021 9:18:00 AM
I love your humour Jan for it always puts a smile on my face; something we all need ~ especially at the moment, so keep writing your wonderful limericks my friend. With kindest thoughts ~ love and hugs Ann xx
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/5/2021 6:36:00 PM
Ann, Jan's humor is what we all need at times!
Date: 1/5/2021 7:36:00 AM
Cute tribute to a great friend and humorous writer! Jan is multi-talented!
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/5/2021 6:36:00 PM
Thank you Andrea and I agree!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 1/5/2021 9:06:00 AM
Thanks for the sweet comment Andrea, I know how much I have learned from gifted poets on the site since joining soup in 2014 and my meter has come on by writing the limerick form:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/5/2021 7:20:00 AM
I'm with Tom, I never wrote a limerick until I met Jan. *Warning* Jan and many others are under the Bulldog's protection... You'd better show love and only affection. If you think you are special and want to fight...remember the Bulldog and his mighty bite!
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Mark Koplin
Date: 1/5/2021 9:34:00 AM
I don’t post very many, I hate to show up you and Tom lol J/k I have been inspired by the pickle as of late
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 1/5/2021 9:05:00 AM
I never knew that Mark so glad you have embraced the limerick form which i love so much:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/5/2021 7:04:00 AM
Well said Tania, id never written a Limerick until I met Jan three years ago and she was my big inspiration to write them, Ive never looked back. THERES A FINE POETESS CALLED JAN/ SHE WRITES LIMERICKS COS SHE CAN/ SOMETIMES BAWDY/ NEVER NAUGHTY/ AND SHE HAILS FROM THE ISLE OF MAN/ Keep writing Jan.
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/5/2021 11:02:00 AM
Ha Ha Tom, that was great and thank you!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 1/5/2021 9:04:00 AM
aww Tom your comment has lifted me so much, we need more humour in our lives and i know we do not cross the line with our poems, WRITE ON:-) hugs jan xx
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 1/5/2021 7:37:00 AM
Tom, you have become very good at them now, so what an inspiration Jan was to you.
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FJ Thomas
Date: 1/5/2021 7:19:00 AM
Lol that was awesome!
Date: 1/5/2021 5:39:00 AM
I contacted admin about the blog and I hope it was them who removed it. I still find the whole situation ludicrous but defamation of character by insinuation on the blog is not something I am at all happy about, but rest assured i will still continue to write limericks and silly poems and make people smile :-) hugs jan xx
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Constance La France
Date: 1/5/2021 8:37:00 PM
Jan, just keep being you and write your limericks because we love them _Constance
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/5/2021 11:04:00 AM
Jan, I was so glad to that blog removed, it was so uncalled for.
Date: 1/5/2021 5:01:00 AM
I love your Limerick Tania!! Jan's limericks are awesome as well. Some people just have no taste and love standing up on their soapbox.
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/5/2021 11:04:00 AM
Thank you Mark, I support and stand up for my friends on PS, especially when others are out of line, like a mini bulldog! :)
Date: 1/5/2021 2:10:00 AM
aww Tania you are so sweet, I didn't respond to the blog after it was posted and I don't think Rico did. What the blogger fails to understand is the Limerick form by nature is allowed to be risque and I have never crossed the line with my poems and if I write a bawdy poem I put that in the title. I have seen sexually explicit poems recently which have 'graphic sexual content' in bold above the poem and the poet is clearly trying to get past soups rules by posting them. thanks for your support... guess this storm in a d cup will now blow over but the damage to my reputation has been done and that to me is totally unacceptable:-( hugs jan xx
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Constance La France
Date: 1/5/2021 8:39:00 PM
Jan, if your reputation is damaged, it is by people who do not matter _Constance
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/5/2021 11:06:00 AM
You are welcome, glad to support you and go to bat when needed. I don't think your reputation is damaged since you have been on PS for a long time.
Date: 1/5/2021 1:48:00 AM
Tania, love your limerick and I think Jan is great at limericks, they come so natural to her and I enjoy her bawdy ones and just funny ones, we need some humour in our life's especially with what is going on in the world, it takes me awhile to write a limerick because I am usually such a serious writer but I eventually find some funny within me _Constance
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Constance La France
Date: 1/5/2021 8:43:00 PM
Jan, to say you write porn, is ridiculous and to suggest we should have porn on a family site is also not right either in my opinion, plenty of those sorts of sites on line already if that is what someone seeks, to tell the truth that's what I thought the whole blog was about not your limericks, I am sort of slow sometimes _Constance
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/5/2021 11:06:00 AM
Thanks Constance and I agree that her limericks are a needed comic relief during these difficult times.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 1/5/2021 2:04:00 AM
Thanks Constance to have it insinuated that I write pornographic poems beggars belief. I am so glad the blog is gone it in not acceptable.
Date: 1/4/2021 7:54:00 PM
She does have quite the knack for limericks lol! Where it takes work for me to write just one she writes them with ease. I can't even keep up with reading the number she is able to write!
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FJ Thomas
Date: 1/5/2021 6:44:00 PM
I'm not fully sure of what all happened but I was happy to know I made you proud with the one I recently tried!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 1/5/2021 2:04:00 AM
Thanks Flo:-) will always lend a hand if anyone ever needs help with the form i adore:-) hugs jan xx

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1/8/2021 Bulldog MK Monokudedication,friend,fun,
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12/31/2020 A Night of Fireworks Pantoumfirework,july,love,
12/28/2020 a winter night Haikubird,night,winter,
12/20/2020 Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Rhymeappreciation,fun,holiday,
12/18/2020 My Poor Tree Chastushkachristmas,humor,
12/15/2020 holiday heirlooms Haikuchristmas,nostalgia,
12/7/2020 Chimney Guck Limerickchristmas,humor,
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9/17/2020 Trolls Rhymebetrayal,hurt,jealousy,
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9/5/2020 The Alluring River Rhymeappreciation,bird,nature,
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