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This is Why Punctuation Matters

Blog Posted by Keith D Trestrail: 8/22/2025 8:50:00 PM

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Parker Avatar
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Men without women, seriously??? Bald Bond wooing Bikini Brandy probably would be banned from Poetry Soup Films at the Milton Creek Cinema. Destroying the Evil Woodmeister probably not so much. Men without serious women????
Parker Avatar
August 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Wise beyond your tender years, BL.
Nicole Avatar
August 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Words of Wisdom: Never try to prove yourself worthy to those who find you unworthy . . .
Trestrail Avatar
August 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Milt wasn’t a big fan of mine so I’ve got no dog in this fight. I tried to reason with him but it dingo as planned.
Parker Avatar
August 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This just saddens me. Uncalled for and childish. Does it never end. Milton and I had several conversations about trolling behavior and always landed on the same side. No neck pinching needed but an end to this arrogant behavior needs to happen (always been our desire). Sorry KT.
Lane Avatar
August 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I owned up to being Jenna. You haven’t owned up to being Wayne. Blogs are public but I rarely read them and didn’t read this one. I was told about it. I made a request nicely and mistakenly thought you might be as civil.
Parker Avatar
August 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Jenna Logan speaks!!! Stay out of our Blogs, we don't go near yours. Milton is honored here by those who called him friend and were called same in return. You can't have it both ways, Jenna-Lin.
Lane Avatar
August 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Arlo, Wayne... I'd appreciate it if you'd not refer to Milton Creek in any way. Thanks in advance while hoping you'll honor the man as much as his friends do by not referring to him again. Once was too much, but now you've done it twice.
Trestrail Avatar
August 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Suzette, I’m off to the baccarat table. I’ll do the dishes and laundry and save the world later. Meet me in the casino ballroom in 30 minutes. Bring the microfilm and try not to look too conspicuous. This is a job for a serious woman.
Trestrail Avatar
August 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Hey anchorman (I mean Ron Burgundy), stay classy. As you can see from my promotional pic I’ve got hair, just not on my head. Dr Evil doesn’t faze me. I know how to deal with the Spectres of this world. I’m the real deal, I bet Tommy sits in his lair all day stroking his white Persian cat.
Nicole Avatar
August 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Boys. Always wanting to play. :) I'm blushing right now.
Parker Avatar
August 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Games afoot, Sherlock. Sheriff of Milton Creek has a choice cell ready and waiting. Bond needs to put his toupee on and 007 you!!!! Brandy as bait would be a sure thing. He, he, ha, ha, he…
Richards Avatar
August 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Exactly :)
Trestrail Avatar
August 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Yeah, but we could drink and play poker in our underpants 'til 2am and crash on the couch with the TV blaring and not have to clean up or listen to the ball and chain read us the riot act and threaten to call the fun police! Jus sayin.
Richards Avatar
August 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The dishes and laundry would pile up. No, wait. There would be no need for plates and cutlery or a washing machine ... ;-)
Bartley Avatar
August 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Yeah man, I get it but when it comes to poetry ... punctuation is optional and experimental; it can insinuate an artificialness with extreme intent towards creativity even nonsense. But when it comes to signs, yeah, I'd rather not be eaten by crocs so clarity is definitely a must!
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August 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
To each his own and to thine own self be true...oops, another plagiarism alert. Whatever floats your boat, Benjamin. I live in Qld Australia {croc country} so I read signs carefully.
Richards Avatar
August 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
On the topic of punctuation, my favourite example is: A woman without her man is nothing. (The punctuation changes its meaning.)
Trestrail Avatar
August 24, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Eye roll.
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August 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The first Bond movie I ever saw was Dr.No on TV but the first one I actually saw at the movie theatre was Live and Let Die. And it’s still my favourite after all these years. It’s also my favourite Bond theme song as well.
Richards Avatar
August 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Live and Let Die is a classic - THE definitive Bond movie. Now they want a woman to play Bond - Lara Croft versus Jenny "Jeans" ...
Nicole Avatar
August 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Everything makes sense now ! This is why so many are having trouble doing the right thing. Are you sure AI didn't create this sign ? Guess not. Humans these days. Watch out !
Trestrail Avatar
August 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Brandy, I hope you can scuba and carry a concealed weapon. Tommy, you can have the world, all I want is the girl.
Nicole Avatar
August 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Brandy Bond ! BB, yes that's me. I need to get me some shades. Ohh, I have some. In the photo on my Bio. :)
Trestrail Avatar
August 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Brandy, you up for being my Bond girl? I do all my own stunts!
Turner Avatar
August 23, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I saw something recently that said Sean Connery wore a hairpiece/ toupee. Knowing that now, looking at your photo, I guess anything's possible. LOL However, I don't think your political views align with the royal family's. You might have a conflict of interest. Nice photo!
Trestrail Avatar
August 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
No rug for me, Daniel. It’s about time Bond had a skullet. More aerodynamic for all those downhill ski chases. Cheers.
Dietrich Avatar
August 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I will always prefer punctuation in poems where it is necessary. Can we eat Mommy?/ Can we eat , Mommy?
Trestrail Avatar
August 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Yeah, I agree. I read some unintentionally funny or silly things sometimes.
Carmack Avatar
August 23, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I would like to propose Buddy Lee as a new ally to Bond. Similar to how Felix was a CIA ally, Buddy could be a NSA ally.
Trestrail Avatar
August 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
How is he at interrogating prisoners and mixing martinis?
Richards Avatar
August 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Keef .. what'r u do'in on the telly? Moonlighting?
Richards Avatar
August 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Why not? I can channel the younger me - sorta last c.
Trestrail Avatar
August 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Will you be my Moneypenny?

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