Zits Poems - Poems about Zits

...My Abdomen A great amount has been recorded about my 17-year-old abdomen. My pale stomach and intestines talk a great deal and sleep much less. I shut them up and keep them awake by dri......

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... My friends tell me I'm a 'tad neurotic' though they really mean 'totally psychotic' So around them, I show off my 'full schizoid' ~ picking my zits while reading Freud......

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...past knoxville and idaho city there are a pair of adorable nitwits. townspeople refer to them as kooky oddballs, a couple of twits. their name is easy to learn. she is backward ditz; he is fritz. ......

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...It might be time to call it quits I'm bursting out in sobbing fits My face is breaking out in zits For this job I am unfit My resignation I submit ... What is this surprise ......

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...Stay in the pink with Zinc Zinc Zaps Zits. Zinc off!!!......

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...Freaking me out One day as I looked in the mirror I saw that a third eye had appeared In the middle of my face. It was red, it was huge. I was horrified by its proportions. How could a 59-yea......

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...Crunch by Michael R. Burch A cockroach could live nine months on the dried mucous you scrounge from your nose then fling like seedplants to the slowly greening floor ... You claim to be the a......

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...Poets write poetry; I order pizza Watch Jeopardy every evening Close my emails with "Sincerely" Instead of my own fancy phrase Wear solid colors--no artsy-fartsy scarf To set me apart from a reg......

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...With winter’s end, Spring and Summer arrive; the pond’s ice is out and turtles sun on logs. Robins and their young bounce across the lawn, hunting for worms and grubs just under the soil. The day......

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...So much to do and so little time. Sometimes life has no rhythm or rhyme. When I've got lots of money I have no time. When I've got lots of time I haven't a dime' So if I'm gonna eat I must go......

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...My sister hasn’t many. My brother has just three. A friend of mine has none, at least none I can see! Another friend of mine -poor thing - feigned that she was sick. A boy at school had said ......

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...I used to carry the weight of forever The doomed word attached to all my woes My bad hair would not grow out My zits stuck to my cheeks My critics' words stretched out In their awkward moments ......

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...Bro, you ate my candy, serious business. Chocolate will give you zits, may they never heal; May your teeth all rot out; may you gain fifteen pounds; May you lose your hair and have mental ......

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...Once Sariputra was attending a sort of book event: a dozen of young writers, men and women, met up on Wednesday of every week and read each other texts upon an actual literature. Sitting across a ver......

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...Suddenly Swans ZITS….that plague eradicated soft stubbly itch faint beard announcing itself. They were…..once my sister’s pig-tailed, bratty friends now gliding past in nuanced elegance......

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