Short Zits Poems
Short Zits Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Zits by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Zits by length and keyword.
Zincing
Stay in the pink with Zinc
Zinc Zaps Zits.
Zinc off!!!...
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Categories:
zits, hyperbole, muse, words,
Form:
Burlesque
My Shining Star
~You're my fourth grader
boys, soccer, band and zits.
privacy, moody~...
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Categories:
zits, growing up,
Form:
Haiku
Anoying Buggers
Uh grasshopper I hate what you do
My lawn you sit and you chew
My spray called zits
It kills bloody knits
With my slipper I whip your ass to Timbuktu...
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Categories:
zits, funny
Form:
Limerick
All In a Day's Work
Sometimes my work is the pits -
Teenagers popping their zits
With consummate art
They burp and they fart …
I still love my job to bits!
17th November 2015...
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Categories:
zits, humorous, school, teenage, work,
Form:
Limerick
A Tad Neurotic
My friends tell me I'm a 'tad neurotic'
though they really mean 'totally psychotic'
So around them, I show off my 'full schizoid'
~ picking my zits while reading Freud...
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Categories:
zits, friendship, humor, mental illness, sick,
Form:
Monorhyme
My Abdomen
My Abdomen
A great amount has been recorded about
my 17-year-old abdomen. My pale stomach and intestines talk
a great deal and
sleep much less.
I shut them up and
keep them awake by
drinking sludge.
Remember: for perfect abdominal muscles consume the pus from
zits.
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Categories:
zits, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Suddenly Swans
Suddenly Swans
ZITS….that plague
eradicated
soft stubbly itch
faint beard
announcing itself.
They were…..once
my sister’s
pig-tailed, bratty friends
now gliding past
in nuanced elegance
…..suddenly swans
©4/5/2019
Suddenly Swans Poetry Contest
Maureen McGreavy - sponsor...
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Categories:
zits, growing up,
Form:
Free verse
"kiss My Gritts"
“Kiss
my Gritts!”
Build a fence!
Just a verbal
expression my friend.
Just mere words, but oh how
they fester, like zits. Famous
last words to die for; no wisdom
required, a voice at large. Just free
speech, another cursed fiction; where is peace!
For: Catch Phrase Contest
In Honor of: Deborah Guzzi...
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Categories:
zits, allegory
Form:
Etheree
Forever
I used to carry the weight of forever
The doomed word attached to all my woes
My bad hair would not grow out
My zits stuck to my cheeks
My critics' words stretched out
In their awkward moments
My ugliness captured on photographs
Until forever got shredded into pieces
The haircut and pimples gone
The pictures tucked away in a closet
The butterfly forgetting
Its caterpillar days...
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Categories:
zits, self,
Form:
Free verse
Surprise Promotion
It might be time to call it quits
I'm bursting out in sobbing fits
My face is breaking out in zits
For this job I am unfit
My resignation I submit ...
What is this surprise promotion?
To the farthest side of the deep-blue ocean
That changes all my meshugineh notions
~ I've always yearned to speak Laotian
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'Meshugineh' means 'crazy' in Yiddish....
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Categories:
zits, crazy, farewell, language, work,
Form:
Couplet