Woodchuck Poems - Poems about Woodchuck

...I like to feed the mallards that swim in the creek. It pleases me to see their feathers so green and sleek.. I also feed the wood chuck under my sun room. I'm certain he'll be hibernating real s......Read More

...Is it a woodchuck, a beaver, a miniature bear? No but it is Australian, and it looks like it does not have a care. I look at this little fellow, his smile is enormous and wide. I cannot help it, m......Read More

...I’m dumbstruck by the good luck Of a woodchuck on a spree The harmony of living well And laughing heartily But still, I often wonder In a jungle canopy If nature is the nurture Of the fores......Read More

...One evening Bob nervously said I kinda like three in a bed She said I’ve got friends And each of them tends To share the desires in your head The next night as had been arranged His ankles an......Read More

...STUCK LIKE CHUCK How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck's luck was sucked and fukked up and struck by upchuck? Upchucked struck, sucked and fukked luck like a stuck up duck with a stu......Read More

...M is for mammoth, big as a barn, with long woolly hair that's much warmer than yarn. He's 15 feet tall from his toes to his head, (much too big to keep in the gardening shed) He's got rea......Read More

...Help The Wood Chuck blame it on the wilderness through trees of Ever green nature build up to falter with news due father in busy problems to fester shout to the Lord; built on the driven bel......Read More

...On the Sixth Day On the sixth day God created the animals Oh what fun creating the animals; Rolled up each sleeve to create all the animals On the sixth day. God made cats and dogs and hogs ......Read More

...Peter Piper picked a peck Of pickled peckers... After the laughter subsided I was in a peck of trouble, In a real pickle so to speak. Thank god he wasn't a woodchuck. I'd still be saying Hail M......Read More

...i can't just say four words and then remain sigh lent so though you sent me that word i must doe re me spond whackadoo but whackadon't and let's not forget knick knack patty whack......Read More

...Socked and winded unconscious checking account... (alternatively named last poetic endeavor for 2019 issuing out cerebral petrified complex edifice fount wobbling as hood winking ornament mount). ......Read More

...Stormzy you aint the dogs Boris you're just a rapper with a forest and I promise honest son the strongest grow an amazon you're just a woodchuck not Norris a man should woodchuck Boris shouting......Read More

...Every friggin day mother hen runs amuck, while all chicken's beady eyes appear awestruck drawing particular agitation, irritation, perturbation... of Punxsutawney (Doctor) Phil (well grounde......Read More

...Limerick based on the quote: "How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood." If a woodchuck could chuck down sand, would he up-chuck in his right hand? ......Read More

...Bucking Did Duck Did Chuck Have you ever seen a bucking duck cluck? Maybe he fell down and did not suck Into the oats and grain for he could not duck The bucking, clucking, duck could not fil......Read More