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Woodchuck Poems - Poems about Woodchuck

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Premium Member The Perfect Quokka for Me
...Is it a woodchuck, a beaver, a miniature bear? No but it is Australian, and it looks like it does not have a care. I look at t......Read More
Categories: woodchuck, animal,
Form: Rhyme



Dumbstruck-DK
...I’m dumbstruck by the good luck Of a woodchuck on a spree The harmony of living well And laughing heartily But still, I often wonder In a jungle canop......Read More
Categories: woodchuck, passion, planet, poverty,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Threesome - Now a bawdy collaboration
...in. * Mark Koplin adds... Old Bob was a motherless soul He liked bears, sheep and woodchuck holes All three gave him a grin On his chinny chin chin Next time he’ll add a few moles ......Read More
Categories: woodchuck, desire, humorous, lust,
Form: Limerick
Woodchuck
...STUCK LIKE CHUCK How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck's luck was sucked and fukked up and struck by upchuck? Upchucked struck, sucked and fukk......Read More
Categories: woodchuck, 3rd grade, allusion,
Form: Rhyme
M is for Mammoth
...olk can despair of our broccoli, cause its tough enough dealing with crows by the flockly, and raccoons by night, and woodchuck by day, and running 'round chasing Mizz Bunny away. We all know for a fact that no chicken wire fence, wil......Read More
Categories: woodchuck, animal, environment, garden, history,
Form: Rhyme



Help The Woodchuck
...Help The Wood Chuck blame it on the wilderness through trees of Ever green nature build up to falter with news due f......Read More
Categories: woodchuck, anti bullying, anxiety, autumn,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member On the Sixth Day
...als. God made crickets, fireflies, marmots, muskrats, Jaguar, walking sticks, radar guided bats; Beavers, ferrets, woodchuck, raccoons - Made the wolves who howl at the moon. Howl! On the sixth day God created the animals. Go......Read More
Categories: woodchuck, animal, bird, creation, fish,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member A Pickled Piper
...kers... After the laughter subsided I was in a peck of trouble, In a real pickle so to speak. Thank god he wasn't a woodchuck. I'd still be saying Hail Mary's. 2/15/2020......Read More
Categories: woodchuck, childhood, humor,
Form: Free verse
for wards
...hackadon't and let's not forget knick knack patty whack but you have to ask yourself how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood i will give you the answer as soon as i give one hundred......Read More
Categories: woodchuck, muse,
Form: I do not know?
Socked and winded unconscious checking account
...ange according to Huck Finn - whose hushed tones only audible and understandable to famed, feted, and fistbumped woodchuck Punxsutawney Phil, his off season gig include sporting as security detail retired formerly legendary ice......Read More
Categories: woodchuck, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Stormzy Diss
...e dogs Boris you're just a rapper with a forest and I promise honest son the strongest grow an amazon you're just a woodchuck not Norris a man should woodchuck Boris shouting chuck the government undoubtedly just another chump and i......Read More
Categories: woodchuck, hate, hip hop, power,
Form: Rhyme
Iamb beak peck tammy eater
...awestruck drawing particular agitation, irritation, perturbation... of Punxsutawney (Doctor) Phil (well grounded) woodchuck, the latter glaring at henpecked yours truly rifled tail feathered rooster, whether communicating nonv......Read More
Categories: woodchuck, abuse, father, grave, marriage,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member Up-Chucking
...Limerick based on the quote: "How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood." If a woodchuck could chuck down sand, would he up-chuck in hi......Read More
Categories: woodchuck, humor, silly,
Form: Limerick
Bucking Did Duck Did Chuck
...ck The bucking, clucking, duck could not fill up on muck Could he wallop an ugly duck of Chuck’s wallop of pucks? Of woodchuck, woodchuck then maybe he should pluck, duck. Written: 11/26/14 Theresa Marie Hummingbird......Read More
Categories: woodchuck, fun, humor, nonsense,
Form: Light Verse
Clunky: The Movie
...MA MAIN MAN STAN GRAHAM JAMMIN WITH THE BAND ON THE GRANDSTAND, I SAID WUDDUP CHUCK GIMME A CHERRY SLUSH AND PLAY THE WOODCHUCK SONG, GO OUT BACK HIND THE PORTOJOHNS AND HIT THE BONG, AIN'T NOTHIN WRONG WITH THOSE $3.97 CIGARETTES......Read More
Categories: woodchuck, joy,
Form: Free verse

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