Short Woodchuck Poems
Short Woodchuck Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Woodchuck by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Woodchuck by length and keyword.
Peter Piper picked a peck
Of pickled peckers...
After the laughter subsided
I was in a peck of trouble,
In a real pickle so to speak.
Thank god he wasn't a woodchuck.
I'd still be saying Hail Mary's.
2/15/2020
Categories:
woodchuck, childhood, humor,
Form:
Free verse
MA MAIN MAN STAN GRAHAM JAMMIN WITH THE BAND ON THE GRANDSTAND, I SAID WUDDUP CHUCK GIMME A CHERRY SLUSH AND PLAY THE WOODCHUCK SONG, GO OUT BACK HIND THE PORTOJOHNS AND HIT THE BONG, AIN'T NOTHIN WRONG WITH THOSE $3.97 CIGARETTES
Categories:
woodchuck, joy,
Form:
Free verse
autumnal colors
close neighboring planet skies
equinox sunsets
red hue leaves tussle
woodchuck pops from its burrow
dog sniff, yelps in pain
quiver across limbs
perching mockingbird's mimic
nightly shooting stars
9/18/2024
Categories:
woodchuck, autumn, imagery,
Form:
Haiku
Bucking Did Duck Did Chuck
Have you ever seen a bucking duck cluck?
Maybe he fell down and did not suck
Into the oats and grain for he could not duck
The bucking, clucking, duck could not fill up on muck
Could he wallop an ugly duck of Chuck’s wallop of pucks?
Of woodchuck, woodchuck then maybe he should pluck, duck.
Written: 11/26/14
Theresa Marie Hummingbird
Categories:
woodchuck, fun, humor, nonsense,
Form:
Light Verse
Help The Wood Chuck
blame it on the wilderness
through trees of Ever green nature
build up to falter with news due father
in busy problems to fester
shout to the Lord;
built on the driven belonging
savor another we caress the elder
the mere wood chuck left alone at night
a given pierced hand at night
lift to shelter among the basin pews
below we charge the hand that had dealt the pain...
Categories:
woodchuck, anti bullying, anxiety, autumn,
Form:
Free verse
WOODCHUCK! WOODCHUCK! FEBRUARY TWO.
EVERYONE'S UP HERE WAITNG JUST FOR YOU.
PUNXSUTAWNEY PHILL OR BUCKEYE CHUCK.
WE'RE FREEZING UP HERE.
SNOW AND ICE WE'VE HAD ENOUGH!
IF YOU SEE YOUR SHADOW.
THEIR IS WITHOUT A DOUBT.
SIX MORE WINTERY WEEKS.
KEEP YOUR SALT AND SHOVELS OUT!
IF YOUR SHADOW YOU DON'T SEE.
YOU WILL HEAR A SHOUT OF GLEE!
FOR IT'S A SIGN THAT SPRING IS NEAR.
AN OMEN SOON IT WILL BE HERE!
MAFLongfellow
Categories:
woodchuck, animals, nature, seasons,
Form:
I do not know?
STUCK LIKE CHUCK
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck's luck was sucked and fukked up and struck by upchuck?
Upchucked struck, sucked and fukked luck like a stuck up duck with a stuck dumptruck and twenty two bucks,
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood real good where he should?
I got a fuuck for a duck, a duck for a k, and a twenty dollar bill for a fukked up duck, and I don't give a fukk how much a woodchuck chucks fukk A ducK
Categories:
woodchuck, 3rd grade, allusion,
Form:
Rhyme
i can't just say
four words and
then remain
sigh lent
so though you sent
me that word
i must doe re
me spond
whackadoo but
whackadon't and
let's not forget
knick knack patty
whack but you
have to ask
yourself
how much
wood could a
woodchuck
chuck if a
wood
chuck
would
chuck
wood
i will give you
the answer as
soon as i give
one hundred
monkeys one
hundred type
writers with
paper and
pray
not to
get an
output
of
shake
speare
Categories:
woodchuck, muse,
Form:
I do not know?