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Best Woodchuck Poems

Below are the all-time best Woodchuck poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of woodchuck poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Woodchuck Band
I fell down a Gopher hole
Slid up too a strange new land
Popping out the Gopher hole
I witnessed a woodchuck band

Together they were singing
About howling at...

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Categories: woodchuck, humorous, journey,
Form: Rhyme



WOODCHUCK! WOODCHUCK!
WOODCHUCK! WOODCHUCK!  FEBRUARY TWO.
EVERYONE'S UP HERE WAITNG JUST FOR YOU.

PUNXSUTAWNEY PHILL OR BUCKEYE CHUCK.
WE'RE FREEZING UP HERE.
SNOW AND ICE WE'VE HAD ENOUGH!

IF YOU SEE...

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Categories: woodchuck, animals, nature, seasons,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member On the Sixth Day
On the Sixth Day

On the sixth day God created the animals
Oh what fun creating the animals;
Rolled up each sleeve to create all the animals
On the...

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Categories: woodchuck, animal, bird, creation, fish,
Form: Lyric
Bucking Did Duck Did Chuck
Bucking Did Duck Did Chuck


Have you ever seen a bucking duck cluck?
Maybe he fell down and did not suck
Into the oats and grain for he...

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© Theresa CW  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: woodchuck, fun, humor, nonsense,
Form: Light Verse
Our Farming Friend
I think it’s time to share for those pet lovers who care ,
about a friend we had when just a lad.

He was just a wee...

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Categories: woodchuck, animalsjoy,
Form: Narrative



Premium Member Mountain Top Retreat
There’s a place in the Blue Ridge.
Where the mountain faces Tennessee.
It escapes detection and is accessible
only through childish reverie.

By all children who in their thoughts
and...

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Categories: woodchuck, fantasy
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member OLD PINE
OLD PINE

This wild forest path happening
So clearly now remains in mind,
Of the many recalled visions
Those many visions front and hind

Before the dark, dense, distant woods...

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Categories: woodchuck, allegory, tree, tree,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Nature Rests
Away in the far distance
snow piles high in the mountains
while rain clouds are gathering
over our valley.

Every day the snow deepens
and rain clouds aren’t dispersing.
There’s no...

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Categories: woodchuck, nature, rain, rain,
Form: Dodoitsu
The Old Smokehouse
It was just an old smokehouse out near Gravel Switch
The boards are all tattered, the roofs at a pitch
But this tattered old smokehouse out near...

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Categories: woodchuck, nostalgia, old, old,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Silly Billy
I tiptoed past the medicine cabinet
So as not to wake the sleeping pills
I looked at worms with a magnifying glass
But could not tell the difference...

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© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: woodchuck, childhood, children, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member OLD PINE
OLD PINE

This wild forest path happening
So clearly now remains in mind,
Of the many recalled visions
Those many visions front and hind

Before the dark, dense, distant woods...

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Categories: woodchuck, allegory, tree, tree,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Up-Chucking
Limerick based on the quote:

"How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck,
if a woodchuck could chuck wood." 


If a woodchuck could chuck down sand,
would he up-chuck...

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© Lu Loo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: woodchuck, humor, silly,
Form: Limerick
Clunky: The Movie
MA MAIN MAN STAN GRAHAM JAMMIN WITH THE BAND ON THE GRANDSTAND, I SAID WUDDUP CHUCK GIMME A CHERRY SLUSH AND PLAY THE WOODCHUCK SONG,...

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Categories: woodchuck, joy,
Form: Free verse
Stormzy Diss
Stormzy you aint the dogs Boris
you're just a rapper with a forest
and I promise honest son
the strongest grow an amazon
you're just a woodchuck not Norris
a...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: woodchuck, hate, hip hop, power, rap, slam,
Form: Rhyme
Iamb beak peck tammy eater
Every friggin day
mother hen runs amuck,
while all chicken's
beady eyes appear awestruck
drawing particular
agitation, irritation, perturbation...

of Punxsutawney (Doctor) Phil
(well grounded) woodchuck,
the latter glaring at henpecked
yours truly rifled
tail...

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Categories: woodchuck, abuse, father, grave, marriage, relationship, solitude,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member A Pickled Piper
Peter Piper picked a peck
Of pickled peckers...
After the laughter subsided
I was in a peck of trouble,
In a real pickle so to speak.
Thank god he wasn't...

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Categories: woodchuck, childhood, humor,
Form: Free verse
Socked and winded unconscious checking account
Socked and winded unconscious checking account...
(alternatively named last poetic endeavor for 2019
issuing out cerebral petrified complex edifice fount
wobbling as hood winking ornament mount).

Speedily rushed to...

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Categories: woodchuck, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
for wards
i can't just say
four words and
then remain 
sigh lent

so though you sent
me that word
i must doe re 
me spond

whackadoo but
whackadon't and
let's not forget
knick knack patty

whack...

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Categories: woodchuck, muse,
Form: I do not know?