Best Woodchuck Poems

I fell down a Gopher hole
Slid up too a strange new land
Popping out the Gopher hole
I witnessed a woodchuck band

Together they were singing
About howling at the moon
The wolves just sat their laughing
As the woodchucks sang off tune

A surrounding like Woodstock
Made up of cuddley friends
All of...

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WOODCHUCK! WOODCHUCK!  FEBRUARY TWO.
EVERYONE'S UP HERE WAITNG JUST FOR YOU.

PUNXSUTAWNEY PHILL OR BUCKEYE CHUCK.
WE'RE FREEZING UP HERE.
SNOW AND ICE WE'VE HAD ENOUGH!

IF YOU SEE YOUR SHADOW.
THEIR IS WITHOUT A DOUBT.

SIX  MORE WINTERY WEEKS.
KEEP YOUR SALT AND SHOVELS OUT!

IF YOUR SHADOW YOU DON'T SEE.
YOU...

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STUCK LIKE CHUCK
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck's luck was sucked and fukked up and struck by upchuck?
Upchucked struck, sucked and fukked luck like a stuck up duck with a stuck dumptruck and twenty two bucks,
how much wood could a woodchuck...

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Help The Wood Chuck
blame it on the wilderness
through trees of Ever green nature
build up to falter with news due father
in busy problems to fester
shout to the Lord;

built on the driven belonging
savor another we caress the elder
the mere wood chuck left alone at night
a given pierced...

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