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Limerick based on the quote: "How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood." If a woodchuck could chuck down sand, would he up-chuck in his right hand? The sand is too dry, he’d begin to cry, he’d say, “the dust is just too bland!” If a woodchuck could chuck down crap, would he up-chuck right in his lap? It’s smelly, you see, “why can’t I drink pee? Oh, maybe I’ll trade it for sap…” If a woodchuck could chuck down wood, would he up-chuck right where he stood? "Too many splinters, down through my sphincter!" Oh, if only a woodchuck could… Syllable count 8-8-5-5-8 February 25, 2017

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Date: 2/25/2017 10:56:00 PM
Enjoyed this limerick. :)
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Date: 2/25/2017 3:13:00 PM
Many good chuckles there, Laura. Great variation on the original theme.
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