Whopper Poems - Poems about Whopper

... Written: December 29, 2023 ___________________________________________ Mahogany motionless shadows cast by deceitful sun, a caterwaul unravels, coeval betrayal voice beckon......Read the rest...

...Burger King’s and KFC’s Large kebabs topped off with cheese Too many beers slip down with ease A Double Whopper, no salad please Pile on the pounds, put on the weight That greasy fry tasted ju......Read the rest...

...His exuberance overwhelmed all that met him. He was joyful every minute of every day He loved life and everything that beset him. The missing rabbit that the neighbors bought their daughter fo......Read the rest...

... We had Debbie Gibson, And Motley Crew. We had Jon Bon Jovi, and Scooby-Do. We had Axl Rose, And MTV. We had school house rock, And MR. T. We had Alf, And Pac-Ma......Read the rest...

...All The World Was A'spinning, And The Good Rains Never Fell Back when I was just a dead leaf cast upon the cold ground I was all a jitter living a life without a sound But the deep echoes, the s......Read the rest...

...if I could tell you what i did not see i certainly would poets are great lairs i would dress up a fabrication. wheel in a yellow moon paint a romance or two i would speak at length of thin......Read the rest...

...When foods were not called super, Many more had them for their supper. When foods were not called super, Prices were cheaper. When foods were not called super, Nutrition fared the better. ......Read the rest...

...I love Jewish food, So does my tum, It makes my mouth water And delights my tongue. I worked in the City. Of London years ago London brings back memories, That I treasure so. I used to pa......Read the rest...

...I caught a giant bass today Except I really didn't So large it was it broke my line You really should have seen it But as far as telling stories goes It's the best outcome of all Escape'd bas......Read the rest...

...Christmas has it's candy canes and chocolate Santa Claus doll Easter with it's Peeps and jelly bird eggs can get a little dull But do you recall the greatest candy Holiday of all... Through the ......Read the rest...

... “Who, my husband, “she smiled, “he has no alcohol problem.” This is walking on the Razor’s Edge, but try and tell a codependent that one! They will laugh uproariously thinking this i......Read the rest...

...The excited child was holding her hands wide out. Telling a whopper of a fish story that made grandpa shout. Grandma rolled her hazel eyes, knowing where she got it. This kind of fish story, well,......Read the rest...

...In sales, the surest way to die Tell your client a great big lie In politics, tell a huge whopper You opponent may well top her......Read the rest...

...My story’s quite incredible, but every word is true. I’ll add no wild embellishments, for lying I eschew! I’m thrilled to have this opportunity to share with you details of Bubba’s unique life wit......Read the rest...

...(to the tune of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from the musical "Mary Poppins") When grandma got her mobile phone At first she struggled so, But when she reached new mileston......Read the rest...