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A golly whopper's catch

There was a young woman who yearned for a mate.
Sadly cat food was all that she ate...
The cans with seafood she clearly favored and from
this diet she never wavered.
Many thought her an attractive gal, in spite of slight
whiskers and her woeful meow.
None dared go close as her breath was so foul..
Come night on a twinkling

Categories: whopper, cat, fish, humor,
Form: Light Verse

What a Whopper

She wanted to know where the limit lies
when it came to manhood and the size
trying to compare
she had to stop and stare
at the one that took first prize

Categories: whopper, humor,
Form: Limerick

The Giant Bass

I caught a giant bass today
Except I really didn't
So large it was it broke my line
You really should have seen it

But as far as telling stories goes
It's the best outcome of all
Escape'd bass are always large
And landed ones quite small

Categories: whopper, fishing,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Telling a Whopper

The excited child was holding her hands wide out.
Telling a whopper of a fish story that made grandpa shout.
Grandma rolled her hazel eyes, knowing where she got it.
This kind of fish story, well, her husband’s example taught it.

Categories: whopper, granddaughter, grandfather,
Form: Rhyme

Senryu Whopper

hands this far apart
                             the fisherman   tells a tale

Categories: whopper, fishing,
Form: Haiku

Floppers Propped By Whopper Croppers

Once the Sinis floppers' nerves acted up in bunches, 
Scandinavians had no way to head off sucker punches.
Sacks of scamming slapstick, slap bass,
and farcefest, thick and fast, came to pass.
Not a clod of sunstruck dung by a donkey's ass 
shines half as dazzlingly as these necks brass.

Fingers burnt, floppers' brash necks scrounged no warm and

Categories: whopper, international,
Form: Rhyme

Whopper Eggs

Ostrich eggs are 6 by 5 inches weighing 3 pounds
Imagine coming out, screaming is heard all over town
Equal to 2 dozen chicken eggs
So the question it begs
Are they waiting for death to get rid of their frowns

Categories: whopper, pain,
Form: Limerick

Bawdy Limerick What a Whopper - Gotd Award

Sue had a new boyfriend called Billy
Who had a gargantuan willy
To Sue’s great delight 
It stayed up all night …
And Sue was a game little filly!

FOR GIGGLE OF THE DAY CHALLENGE

11~27~16

Categories: whopper, body, humorous, relationship,
Form: Limerick

What a Whopper

He asked if I could manage a huge one
I said twelve inches would be fine
I put the phone down, smile in anticipation
My body sure quivers
When Pedro delivers
A meat feast pizza for me, its divine!

14th May 2015

Categories: whopper, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Love Whopper

am a meat
freak
this is my taste
it never go to waste
i get mind plain
at aplace bop king
i began
my chopper
i love
WHOPPER

Categories: whopper, food,
Form: Light Verse

What a Whopper

Reg’ slipped it out of his trousers
Monica gasped with delight
She’d never seen one so enormous
And it gave her a bit of a fright
He slapped it down hard on the table
She reached out and stroked its whole length
Then trying to lift up the monster
She found she did not have the strength
She knew that the size was

Categories: whopper, funny
Form: Light Verse