What a Whopper

She wanted to know where the limit lies
when it came to manhood and the size
trying to compare
she had to stop and stare
at the one that took first prize
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Freie Avatar
September 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Now, is that just a plain ole Whopper? Or a Whopper with cheese? I'd check before I took a bite Brother!
Jones Avatar
April 10, 2025 at 7:43 AM
lol love it!
Wolf Avatar
April 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Did she ask for 'everything' on that 'Whopper?' lol. ~ Berg R. King
Rodgers Avatar
April 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Hello Jerry, What a hilarious and clever delight, brimming with playful wit and sharp humor. Its cheeky tone and perfect rhythm make it irresistibly entertaining, leaving me grinning from ear to ear. Wonderfully lighthearted gem! Spring Blessings, My Friend, Daniel
Rolland Avatar
April 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
so much irony and fun, thanks poet
Rodrigues Avatar
April 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
She’s ogling!
Allison Avatar
April 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
ha ha ha love it Jerry! hugs Jan xx
Brotherton Avatar
April 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I was hoping you would as it was your limerick that inspired me.
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