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Bawdy Limerick What a Whopper - Gotd Award

Sue had a new boyfriend called Billy Who had a gargantuan willy To Sue’s great delight It stayed up all night … And Sue was a game little filly! FOR GIGGLE OF THE DAY CHALLENGE 11~27~16

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Jack Horne

Date: 12/3/2016 2:20:00 PM

LOL, love this one, Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 12/3/2016 5:19:00 PM

Thanks Jack:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/2/2016 7:51:00 AM

Really humerous!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/2/2016 8:51:00 AM

Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray

Date: 11/30/2016 3:49:00 PM

Those two must look the worse for wear next morning. I love it when you talk dirty Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/30/2016 4:30:00 PM

lol:-)hugs Jan xx

Claudia Polydoro

Date: 11/29/2016 6:02:00 PM

Hi Jan, this was priceless... Lucky Lucky Sue ;) great poem :)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/29/2016 6:11:00 PM

Thanks Claudia:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 11/28/2016 8:53:00 AM

Ha, now this was funny, sexy and totally silly. Seems Billy was a real stand up guy. :)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/28/2016 10:55:00 AM

ha ha ha that is funny Chris!:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 11/28/2016 8:09:00 AM

Hi Jan, I'm delighted to share this award with you:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 11/28/2016 8:11:00 AM

aww thanks it was fun:-) hugs Jan xx

Matthew Anish

Date: 11/27/2016 9:04:00 PM

Pretty raunchy! Enjoyable though! Peace & Love Matthew Anish

Jan Allison
Date: 11/28/2016 2:33:00 AM

I did put bawdy for that reason Matthew lol:-) hope all is well with you:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 11/27/2016 8:05:00 PM

whaaaawhaaaaa................................ you are so silly I love it Hugs eve

Eve Roper
Date: 11/28/2016 5:10:00 PM

Jan Allison
Date: 11/28/2016 2:34:00 AM

I WAS writing a 'serious' poem for your contest ... then the giggles got in the way lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 11/27/2016 7:09:00 PM

GOTD! Ain't no topper to this whopper!:-)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2016 7:10:00 PM

ha ha ha Thanks my friend you inspired me to write:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/27/2016 6:33:00 PM

COOL, Jan!!! What is giggle of the day? Soupmail.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2016 6:35:00 PM

John Limrick flats set a challenge to write a witty limerick:-0 hugs jan xx

Mike Hauser

Date: 11/27/2016 5:36:00 PM

You are too funny!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2016 5:40:00 PM

so are you my friend lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 11/27/2016 5:35:00 PM

LOL Loved this one, very well written!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2016 5:38:00 PM

Blame John it was his idea to write limericks lol:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 11/27/2016 4:40:00 PM

Lol! Jan,this is so funny. I think you nailed it:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2016 4:47:00 PM

Just a fun poem Alexis ... you know me I can't resist a limerick challenge:-) hugs Jan xx

Keith Teaser

Date: 11/27/2016 4:03:00 PM

haha..

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2016 4:15:00 PM

:-) hugs Jan xx

Jerry T Curtis

Date: 11/27/2016 3:55:00 PM

But time took its toll---as Gargantuan's go---now Billy's not quite the same man---But Sue was no quitter---But a frolicking critter----Who took the whole matter in hand ........ Hugs lol

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2016 3:57:00 PM

ha ha ha that ending is hilarious Jerry so good to see you back again have missed your humour:-) hugs jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 11/27/2016 3:54:00 PM

Lucky Sue! haha! As always my Empress of Limericks you made my day! Good luck dear, Jan, and a seven!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2016 3:56:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) Hugs jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 11/27/2016 3:09:00 PM

Excellent limerick Jan....naughty and bawdy....

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2016 3:13:00 PM

I made sure I put bawdy in the title John so no one is under any illusions that it is somewhat risque lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 11/27/2016 1:49:00 PM

- A perfect couple .... :))) - Thank you, Jan - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2016 1:49:00 PM

Thanks Anne Lise I had to rise to John's challenge lol:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 11/27/2016 1:28:00 PM

An excellent Limerick (topic 'n all), but I must also praise the fluidity and smoothness of the delivery; your writing has reached delightful heights! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2016 1:32:00 PM

Aww thanks so much Paul - On Friday it was 3 years to the day of Bob's cancer surgery and when I wrote my first poem' splendid Isolation' what an amazing journey I've been on since then and if it wasn't for me being persuaded to join PS we would have never have met:-) :-) love and hugs to all the family Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 11/27/2016 12:59:00 PM

Oh Sue and Billy were made for eachother so it seems...Oh What A night..hahaha : )lol...Still laughing.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2016 1:01:00 PM

I can blame John aka Lim'rick Flats lol I was going to write a serious poem... but of course I can't resist a challenge like this lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 11/27/2016 12:51:00 PM

Bawdy it is Jan...im surprised no pic...lol

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2016 12:54:00 PM

I thought better of it lol wouldn't want to get intro trouble would I lol:-) hugs Jan xx