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What a Whopper

He asked if I could manage a huge one
I said twelve inches would be fine
I put the phone down, smile in anticipation
My body sure quivers
When Pedro delivers
A meat feast pizza for me, its divine!

14th May 2015

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Rachel Preston Date: 7/12/2015 4:45:00 PM You have a wicked sense of humour - a woman after my own heart :-) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/13/2015 2:54:00 AM I simply knew we had a connection Rachel lol - laughter is the best medicine and I have quite a few funny poems for you to read lol:-) hugs jan xx

James Fraser Date: 5/29/2015 4:54:00 PM Blimey I thought, a poem about me, blushing ;-) I love your naughty writes Jan, it's so refreshing here on the Soup. The Pizza delivery man has a 12" one, but he doesn't use it as a rule ;-) hugs always, James xxx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/29/2015 4:56:00 PM ha ha ha I have never had a home delivery of pizza James - our nearest Dominoes is 15 miles away .. we use the Chicago town frozen ones:-) Hugs Jan xx

Etienne Lariviere Date: 5/29/2015 12:30:00 PM Oh la la, Long and hard and now this! :) you rae one lucky gal!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/29/2015 1:06:00 PM lol I have never had a pizza delivered ever Etienne so i cannot comment further!:-) Hugs Jan xx

Funom Makama Date: 5/16/2015 12:14:00 PM incredible piece! Keeping on giving us such lovely lines. #7. Happy weekend Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/16/2015 12:18:00 PM Thanks so much for dropping by Funom:-) hugs Jan xx

Ivor Davies Date: 5/15/2015 4:54:00 PM 12" round the outside?..................Or was that 12" thick?..............If you swallow one that's far too big...............It will only make you sick!..... .......especially pepperoni .....Ivor Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/15/2015 4:55:00 PM ha ha ha Ivor - love it:-) Hugs Jan xx

Peter Dome Date: 5/15/2015 4:02:00 AM What else?. I ordered one the other day, ham and pineapple, but they forgot the ham, but swore blind I got it. A bit of a sore point at the moment. Uhhmmm what can I eat?. I know!. Pete. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/15/2015 7:11:00 AM We get the Chicago town frozen pizza - add mushrooms etc and it is a great meal and not at home delivery prices in fact have never had a home delivery of food here :-) Hugs Jan xx

Judy Konos Date: 5/14/2015 10:09:00 PM This is not fair! You get everybody hot and bothered and then you stuff their face with Pizza! but .....I like your poem Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/15/2015 1:39:00 AM LOL You know me for a twist at the end lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

David Fisher Date: 5/14/2015 6:45:00 PM A good one, Jan! No matter how you slice it, I guess you were satisfied. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/14/2015 7:09:00 PM I love that comment David!:-) Hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/14/2015 3:55:00 PM I just knew it was something like this. hahaha. Whopper indeed. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/14/2015 5:27:00 PM oh am I getting predictable lol :-) Hugs jan xx

Eileen Manassian Date: 5/14/2015 12:30:00 PM Oh Dear....Tim's COMMENT...TIM'S COMMENT! ;) Of course...you hit this one out of the ball park dear! :) GOOD ONE! I want some delivery...N O W!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/14/2015 1:54:00 PM LOL:-) Hugs Jan xx

Bl Devnath Date: 5/14/2015 11:47:00 AM Really divine because of it's taste perhaps. Beautifully done with one bullet. 7 sure. Loved always, my lovely friend,bl Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/14/2015 1:54:00 PM Thanks so much BL:-) Hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 5/14/2015 9:18:00 AM 30 minutes or less or its free....lol Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/14/2015 9:19:00 AM Never had a home delivery so I wouldn't know if it applies here lol:-) Hugs jan xx

John Williams Date: 5/14/2015 8:44:00 AM I can see you really like............pizza Good one Jan........John Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/14/2015 8:48:00 AM Oh can't be a huge pepperoni pizza - we get 'Chicago Town' frozen ones and cook them at home - add some mushrooms and side salad and it is a brilliant meal:-) Hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux Date: 5/14/2015 7:55:00 AM It sounds like Pizza Boy really delivered, was it thick and juicy? Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/14/2015 8:46:00 AM NOOO that would be telling the plot lol - it could have been my dream man on the phone lol:-) Hugs jan xx Richard Lamoureux Date: 5/14/2015 8:09:00 AM I would change the title to PIZZA BOY! Jan Allison Date: 5/14/2015 8:02:00 AM Ha ha ha Richard - that comment was as funny as my poem ... pure fantasy in all honesty I have NEVER had a pizza delivered!:-) Hugs Jan xx

Nandita Das Date: 5/14/2015 7:50:00 AM HAHAHA....naughty....ROFL.....7...fave Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/14/2015 8:00:00 AM Thanks Nandita:-) Hugs Jan xx