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Whacked Poems - Poems about Whacked

What's the Deal with Tarzan?
...Tim Roth gets shot, and what emerges? Blood. His innards act like wrecked intestines should. Those fifties-movies injuns really suck, with tactics redolent of Donald Duck! “The whiteys circle wag......

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Categories: whacked, culture,
Form: Rhyme
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...Come on champ, do it for the story, for metaphor and allegory. Get away from me. Are you cracked? In all your stories, I get whacked. Give me some space with that cattle ......

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Categories: whacked, humor,
Form: Couplet



Blowing a helluva Hooley
... Rarely not windy In the far flung Squarely unfairly unsung Seriously deliriously magical Mystical..mythical Catlins Rather adept at being Scarily palaver kept.. Wild & warily windswept ......

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Categories: whacked, nature, wind,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member It Ain't Easy Being Humble
... If there's one thing to remember as you travel life's highway We're all made of the same stuff Bones, skin, hair, and smashing good looks Oops sorry, not everyone is blessed with good ......

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Categories: whacked, beautiful, blessing,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Brutus - Limerick Version
...Well, Brutus was that sort of chap As whacked his old man in the Cap. The senators there, They’d stab or they’d stare, With all other business a wrap. ......

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Categories: whacked, anger, business, death, father
Form: Limerick



Premium Member MY TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY
...BLINDING FLASHES FROM MY EYE SOCKET BEING CRUSHED MY NASAL ARCH NOSE FRACTURE RHINOPLASTY SURGERY HELPS WITH MY AIRWAYS THE SEVERE TRAUMA ON IMPACT SEVERE CAR ACCIDENT TWO MEN ON A LADDER ADJUSTING T......

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Categories: whacked, allah,
Form: Naat
Premium Member Untitled
...there was a young man from Ennis who desired to learn to play tennis the ball whacked him in the head so he decided to go to a pub instead and have fun drinkin’ the Guiness ......

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Categories: whacked, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Whacky in a Whacked Outland
...Flim flam artists con like hackers From the digital underworld Scammers. Modern Thieves Taking advantage of not just Little ol’ ladies, but Me! And the vulnerable gullible glue That holds......

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Categories: whacked, crazy, wisdom,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member A Wacky Medley - Christmas Song Parodies
...Deck the Halls Whacked the guy that stole my money Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! "Jail's the place for you now, sonny," Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! "Grant you pardon......

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Categories: whacked, christmas, funny, parody,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Me In A Bottle
...A crazy, whacked out human/ With lost tendencies of life/ A reality unable to grasp/ Like water through a net/ Searching for freedom/ In my fantasy imagination/ Barbarian in strength/ With an ......

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Categories: whacked, character, confidence, deep, emotions,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Not going far in my car
...pitter patter drips drops and plops blathers blatters splatters sploshes and drips bitter twitter twatters and twaddles, flips and flops chitter chatter babbles clapt......

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Categories: whacked, car,
Form: Rhyme
On becoming a night owl
...On becoming a night owl..., no matter whether or not ya give a hoot especially after feeling super charged watching the second night of Democratic National Convention conclave ushering a hint......

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Categories: whacked, age, animal, august, bird,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Evil Christmas Elves
... Tom Cunningham has declared war on the elves this year, The ones who hacked Santa Claus' computer. and I fear the naughty or nice lists were mischievously reversed. I'm very sure I heard Mrs. Cl......

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Categories: whacked, evil,
Form: Rhyme
The Hand We're Dealt
...We all must play the hand we’re dealt And many folks’ve surely felt That most unfairly they’ve been whacked By cards that somehow have been stacked. Still, there are those that rise above And ......

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Categories: whacked, life,
Form: Rhyme
Finding Peace Within Chaos
...Let Your grace shower me with goodness, As evil thoughts haunts me with madness. Spirits encircle me, seeking my fall, I hold on, searching for the angle of light. I was brutally surpassed by a......

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Categories: whacked, angel, hope, life, light,
Form: Free verse

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